theories on what josh is learning at leadership essential training

[goatschool]

this is what i theorize josh has learned during these sad, sad wednesdays:

1.)

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no comment.

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2.)

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how to be a strongly punk rocker.

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3.)

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the art of bestial food pranking

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4.)

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converting muslim animals to see the light of the christ

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i'm stuck for a 5th.

you, too, can post your theories on what josh has been learning on these wednesdays of woe.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

5.)

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How to be true.

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[xfer]

6.)

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managing structural changes in a professional office environment featuringZZZZZzzzzz....

ie, how to get comfortable in a plastic folding chair.

 

[azal]

7.

how to get the American government to pay or college tuition and your baby momma's welfare check, all without even filling out paper work.

(ps: sparked by the watermelon pic.)

 

[Stultus]

8.

Guns: Knowing when and whether to stick to yours, or whether to tactfully disappear.

 

[lizard]

9. Learning that in the modern work environment, goth-like mesh hose need not be considered incompatible with jump boots.

 

[Yasser Arafat]

10.)

MENTAL TELEPATHY.