There's poop in my tub.

[NAD]

Living in an apartment fucking blows sometimes, particularly when the plumbing in yer building shits out (no pun intended). Went to work and grabbed a bunch of stuff to do here in case I need to start vacating for flooding reasons. Now I can't even take a nice relaxing dump because there's already one in there and the terlit won't flush.

Mondays are stupid.

 

[lizard]

today I was replacing a toner cartridge in a cube and farted quietly, and then slipped away like a thief in the night.

 

[JayKeeley]

Sometimes I turn the light off in the mens room when someone is taking a dump. I too slip away quietly in the night.

 

[NAD]

I went and bought myself a poopin' busket in case I have to, you know, poop and then slip away quietly in the night.

 

[lizard]

Sometimes I turn the light off in the mens room when someone is taking a dump. I too slip away quietly in the night.

awesome. I've done this as well, and then slipped away like dick cheney to a secure, undisclosed location.

 

[NAD]

hahaha Dick Cheney totally shot someone this weekend, that rules.

 

[MFJ]

yeah... "peppered" the guy in the face with some hunting shot.

"peppered"... with... shot.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I'm going to slip into nad's bed quietly in the night.

 

[lizard]

I think its awesome that they waited so long before they reported it...think it might have been to let the vice pres sober up?

 

[NAD]

hahaha awesome picture.

I totally just flushed my terlit, HUZZAH!!!

 

[MFJ]

hahahahahahahahahahaha x105

 

[lizard]

I remember when I lived in PA there was a hunter who was completely shit faced...he crawled up to the crest of a ridge and down below he could make out half a dozen bambis, and so he opened fire.

turned out it was a petting zoo.

apparently this is the kind of macho hunting cheney does; specially ranch-bred birds are released for rich assholes to shoot.

 

[NAD]

Like the drugged gladiator fights in Dune.

Oh man I love using nerdy references.

 

[lizard]

I've never read Dune. should I?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yes

 

[NAD]

I quite enjoyed it! It's broken up into 3 books/sections and while the second one drags on a bit too long, it's still really good. What I liked best was the political nature of it combined with the whole mysticism of the Muad Dib.

 

[lizard]

I'm starting to glaze over already.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Nad, grab a plastic bag and line your toilet with it. Squat, shit, tie, toss. It's as simple as that matey.

 

[lizard]

the voice of field-tested experience

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

when I go camping I nail a big stick to two trees and use that for a seat. If there are no convenient branches I hammer another nail into the tree for a shitwad holder.