There's poop in my tub.

[Reign in Acai]

After one goat damn week of chemical warfare, my s(t)ink drain is absolutely brand new. Got to love these eco-twats and penny pinching plumbers who fear anyone DIY'ing their drains. "Oh don't use harsh chemicals, you'll burn your eyes out kid." "It won't work, it'll just eat away at your pipes." "Use an organic treatment of baking soda and vinegar." I'm not baking a fucking pie, I'm going into the heart of Pipellujah, and I want all the gunk, grease, and egg leavins, liquified. I won't lye to ye lads, this is the real deal.

Nad, no need to save a spot for me at the dinner table brother.

 

[dorian gray]