there's this girl at work who reminds me of

[TheNewChupe]

a walking insect. like she's got some sort of large hard exoskeletous abdomen where her legs move in a large stepping like fashion but her torso pod does not move. i keep expecting her to lay eggs in the copier.

 

[TheNewChupe]

her demeanor and facial expressions, however, are cold and unfeeling like those of a robot.

 

[lizard]

she must be insectoid to not reveal humanity in the face of your not inconsiderable charms

 

[LoboUivante]

from my judgement, i think you are in some kind of hate/l*ve situation uh?

 

[TheNewChupe]

no, she sits in the cube next to me so i see her walk by a lot and it kept conjuring the term "pod-like"

 

[The Dope]

The mental image I get from this description is hilarious.