Its your birthday soon. Tell her to get in a bathtub of ice and lie still while you do your thing.The Heart Collector said:
A Sex Story!
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Volke
Sanguine Divinity
Volke
Sanguine Divinity
Not only do i have to look forward to another dull B-day as always, but Thursday is our two year anniversary, and lots of things weighing me down at the moment...I don't even want to think about being 26 yet.
Well, congratulations on the anniversary to both of you, that's really cool. No one can stand me for two weeks, so I think that's wonderful.The Heart Collector said:
Volke
Sanguine Divinity
Thanks....I think its only lasted this long, because, one: long hair, two: she has spent valueable time corrupting me to her liking, and three: I am about the only person that can stand her...and she is very beautiful, even if she can't admit to it, she can be a pain sometimes, but i still love her so much.
Awww....yup, if I were a lesbian...hehe, kidding. I only have one female friend here and the only woman I talk to online is Jamie so I get ya. It's really sweet that you can say that so candidly, even if it's online. Unless...she's there...with a gun.... Really you guys rock and I wanna come to your Viking wedding feast one day.The Heart Collector said:
Such sweetness...all alone....
*sniff* BACK TO DIRTY STUFF! 
Tee
Satan's yoyo
Volke
Sanguine Divinity
Nah, no gun to my head...its about the only place i can say things like that, cause in public places she hates it if i say mushy things, makes her blush and all that cute stuff. And you are more than welcomed to come for the Viking Feast, and if you were a lesbian, i would have to ask her for a threesome and make some videos...jking.
Karmic
speedy meatmonger
DarkNoise
Grotesque Butchery Rabbit
DarkNoise
Grotesque Butchery Rabbit
We could always start sliding downward into decay (don't think about that one too long...The Heart Collector said:
and Yes, I did have to corrupt and defile this otherwise erotic and sensual story that was originally posted, bwaha...ha?
DarkNoise
Grotesque Butchery Rabbit
I'm 21 in 21 days... so I see you're the same age as me... wanna do it?BlackwaterNymph said:
Actually, I'm looking forward to 21. No more college bullshit, can drink in the states without fear of getting arrested, and I'll soon have my own apartment where I can walk around nude and shit on the carpet and no one will mind... well, I might... but if pigs do it, and men are pigs as so many women tell me....
Dead_Lioness
Godless
DarkNoise said:
you havent heard about a fake ID, have you?
but yeah, joy.
you can drink in the states.
seriously?
its over rated.
its not fun at all to drink in this country.
Karmic
speedy meatmonger
Dead_Lioness
Godless
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
Tee said:hmm... well, partially, yes.
if you had a penis would you ever try to impregnate yourself or would you just use it for it's practical virtues such as whizzing while standing?
*out-contemplates the thinking man*
Sure, that's fine. Cos I hear your nob tastes funny.DarkNoise said:
Neck biting is gooooood in any situation. cept now, I'm tired.
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
metalskater7 said:
who will win this epic battle
damn you to hell for trying to corrupt this thread - why don't you make a poll for that?
