they took my computer away from me at work

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my recommendation is that you equip yourself with a nanomachine that allows you to post from your own synaptic terminals.
 
deadair playing boss:

deadair: "Do you have that report for me, slimeball?"
slimeball: "What are you doing in Mr. Burns' office?"
deadair (points) : "What's that?!?!"
simeball looks
deadair runs