they're having a goodbye breakfast for me today

[minxnim]

i'm not looking forward to it
it's in 4 minutes

 

[goatschool]

goodbye!!!! pancakes.

 

[minxnim]

more like crap bagels and probably shit or something on a plate plus maybe a punch in the stomach. and AIDS.

 

[goatschool]

ohhhhh goodness what a breakfast. what an AM.

 

[minxnim]

guys AIDS FOR BREAKFAST

 

[goatschool]

eggs liberace

 

[minxnim]

ok this has to be bad. they told me not to come in yet because they're setting up a surprise.
HEP C

 

[Baliset]

they're going to pee in a cup and throw it on you

 

[goatschool]

i hate to say this, but i'd guess you're getting a stripper.

 

[avi]

ooh, I hope the stripper brings tofutti!

 

[minxnim]

i wish it was a stripper, i had to wear a tiara and omfg like people were crying and stuff

 

[deadair]

what was the suprise? the tiara?

 

[Greg B.]

I totally would've stripped and said "THIS IS WHAT I WANTED, BITCHES!"

 

[TheNewChupe]

this thread makes up for the crap i had to scrape off my shoe this morning

 

[minxnim]

i guess the huge pile of food was the surprise or maybe the dumb card with cats all over it was

 

[Josh Seipp]

WHAT WAS THE SUPRISE THIS IS IMPOrTANT

 

[Josh Seipp]

oops

 

[minxnim]

 

[Greg B.]

I <3 their logic
"Goodbye Minx! Have a card featuring a bunch of dudes who'd slaughter Fred if they had a chance! Remember us fondly! Oh and BTW get uber fat!"

 

[azal]

were there any danishes?