Things aren't always what they seem

Wolff

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A buddy of mine was flying from Seattle to San Francisco.
Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way.
The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 30 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind. My buddy had noticed him as he walked by and could tell the man was blind because his Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him throughout the entire flight. He could also tell he had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached him, and calling him by name, said, "Keith, we're in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" The blind guy replied, "No thanks, but maybe the dog would like to stretch his legs."

Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete quiet standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with the Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines !!!
 
Wolff, I recognize your signature form Tombstone. What does that mean? I've wondered what that whole Latin conversation they have means. Anyone know where I can find out (website wise)?
 
Originally posted by Satori
That's a funny fucking story! You should send it to Reader's Digest and make a few hundred bucks, hehe

Satori

yeah good idea, you know ive got hundreds of those things in my garage somewhere. they're years and years old, some are from the 80's!!! i always loved those little stories, like the bloke who made millions by collecting golf balls from the water in golf courses and all these shark attacks and stuff. always true stories with readers digest, but why?
 
Originally posted by Jayde
Wolff, I recognize your signature form Tombstone. What does that mean? I've wondered what that whole Latin conversation they have means. Anyone know where I can find out (website wise)?

Tombstone?
In vino veritas means truth in wine literally.
 
Originally posted by Satori
That's a funny fucking story! You should send it to Reader's Digest and make a few hundred bucks, hehe

Satori

Done that already.