things i found this weekend

[Baliset]

preppy twisting my arm to do yoga:

 

[Baliset]

anything that involves needles coming out of my fingers is pretty sweet in my opinion.

 

[minxnim]

i can teach you how to be invisible if you want. it'll take a while but it's cool.

 

[avi]

prep knows the wisdom of the ages

 

[xfer]

also long, animated tendrils of mucous from the fingertips.

 

[Baliset]

there are times i could use invisibility.

 

[Baliset]

also i think alex is imagining yoga has the ability to turn one into some kind of lovecraftian horror as opposed to helping you be healthy.

 

[minxnim]

alex that's gross.

 

[xfer]

dude seriously. also, i once read about this yogi who had total control over the muscles of his body so that he could sit in a bath and use the muscles of his butt to draw water up into his body, making the water level lower. and giving himself an enema.

 

[minxnim]

alex, that's gross too. i think taking ayurvedic technique and yoga technique that far is an abbhoration and a total waste of life/time. that's so gross.

 

[xfer]

teh_preps is seriously offended by this butt-sucking yogi.

 

[minxnim]

i mean, what is that some sort of proof that he's worked really hard to suck water up his butt? that's so weird. i cannot fathom it.

 

[minxnim]

thinking about it makes me picture indra devi flipping in her grave with embarrassment.

 

[xfer]

heeh well all that stuff i think is cool because it shows an ability to achieve human control over every aspect of the body. like being able to make your heart beat along to a song just by thinking about it. the individual things aren't as cool as the TOTAL MASTERY they imply.

 

[minxnim]

control over every aspect except his brain apparently.