Things that make ya go...ACK!!!

[ShadowLioness]

Feel free to add your own...a friend sent me these...THANKS LORI!

1 . During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest
1/12 litre of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic
hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of
getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of
ingesting a small amount of their feces.

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by ShadowLioness
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

I hate being in a stall, minding my own business, and hearing a guy come in, use the urinal, and walk out without washing his hands. It happens. He probably goes and makes coffee right afterward, the bastard.

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Women masturbate?

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Women masturbate more than men? Or they just wash their hands less?

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

I've noticed this varies depending on the company you keep. Stupid GOATHERDER!!

 

[Weapon X]

Originally posted by chupe666
Women masturbate more than men? Or they just wash their hands less?

It also depends in the area they work in. (ex. Massage Parlours) Then it may increase in numbers.

 

[ShadowLioness]

Originally posted by chupe666




Women masturbate more than men? Or they just wash their hands less?

Haha! You noticed that too eh? I was wondering about that since the standard joke is that men are always masturbating. In my opinion, women that deny it are just lyin' through their teeth

 

[Crash Nancy]

Originally posted by ShadowLioness
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

Funny story time.

I have twin nieces, adorable little girls. When they turned four last year, they started attending half-day kindergarten. Their teacher must be a stickler for hand-washing because the girls would always ask each other if they washed their hands prior to eating, after one used the bathroom, etc.

Had some friends visit from out of town, and my sister in law visited with the girls. We ended up at a nice local restaurant. One of the patrons sitting close to us got up to use the restroom. None of us took notice to this until he had come back to his table.

My niece.. Kelsey.. asked a perfect stranger if he had washed his hands. He turned bright red, and Kelsey scolded him and told him he'd better go back to wash his hands before he ate dinner.

*sigh* I love em. I really do

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by ShadowLioness
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

I need to go to more weddings. Sounds like a big Caligula party.

 

[ShadowLioness]

For one, I don't go to too many weddings. Two, I ain't kissin' on anybody!! Maybe pecks on the cheek...

 

[chupe666]

Eh, a little champagne, a little vino, little brewsky, & you'll be just like the rest of us. All tongue and polygrip.

 

[ShadowLioness]

You're right...you're right...a few brewski's get me every time