another "All About Me At My New Job" Thread

[Baliset]

number of thread ideas i have come up with at work and laughed about while opening the mail only to completely be forgotten by the time i get home: 147

number of times i have seen Sun Life Assurance Company abbreviated in official correspondence as "Sun Life ASS Co." : 1

websites i can view at work which are not blocked by big brother:

indieworkshop.com

number of times i have taken a "Crapper Napper", aka sleeping on the toilet, while on the job: 3

number of times i have taken a "Hanicapper Crapper Napper", aka sleeping in the hanicapped bathroom with its spacious layout and handrail for ease of laying your head down, while on the job: 0 since unlike at Berklee, there are actually hanicapped people at Sun Life in my building who actually use the hanicapped toilet.

approximation of an actual conversation i had with a supervisor in the men's bathroom's while i was washing my hands:

supervisor: so are you one of those guys who washed their hands alot at work?
me: um...not really
supervisor: well i am, i don't what its called but i just come in here and wash my hands all the time.
me(in my head): OCD?

 

[mindspell]

Jake, you need to help Greg out. You know what I mean.

 

[xfer]

greg needs food...badly.

 

[Astral Poetry]

greg needs himself a(some) lady friend(s)

 

[azal]

I used to do the crapper nappers when I worked in my dad's machine shop back in jersey. haha, I didn't know that was a common phenomenon. I would also just sit on the toilet and read the funnies for like and hour and a half.

 

[NAD]

Man, I gotta try that crapper napper thing. The closest I've done is go into the bathroom and stared at myself in the mirror for 10 minutes straight just to pass time.

 

[chupe666]

i think i had some C.N.'s in the past. but now i use that time wisely to surf the surfable.

 

[avi]

laptops make crapper-nappers much better

 

[0sm0se]

Only if you have wireless internet and the shitter isn't in the bowels of the building where the connection fails.

 

[avi]

oh right, very true.

yet another benefit of working from home.

 

[mindspell]

Avi, you need to read this:

http://silentbobspeaks.com/?p=211

Followed by this:

http://silentbobspeaks.com/?p=212

 

[avi]

I didn't really need to read that, but it was kinda educational

 

[mindspell]

I just wanted you to know the adverse effect of laptop crapper napper...