at the time, i couldn't read japanese characters.
so i sit down on the toilet, i do my regular business.
time to flush! but where in the world is the flushy toilet handle thing.
none located, but i notice a remote control on the wall, and proceed to press random buttons.
button number one: sends a warm jet-stream of water straight up my vag. i scream.
button number two: what button number one did, except straight up the ass.
button number three: the toilet seat begins vibrating. apparently a built-in butt massager.
button number four: it begins deodorizing my ass.
button number five: blow dries my ass.
so after all this anal trauma, i finally locate the "flush" button. it was the large oval-sized button on the top of the remote. i should've guessed.
now this may sound like the ultimate masturbatory instrument to you, but trust me, when you just want to flush, it's downright terrifying. at least my ass smelled like flowers?
some of the public toilets will talk to you. "excuse me miss, but you forgot to flush. please come back and flush me, thank you." in an anime tone of voice. scary scary.
so i sit down on the toilet, i do my regular business.
time to flush! but where in the world is the flushy toilet handle thing.
none located, but i notice a remote control on the wall, and proceed to press random buttons.
button number one: sends a warm jet-stream of water straight up my vag. i scream.
button number two: what button number one did, except straight up the ass.
button number three: the toilet seat begins vibrating. apparently a built-in butt massager.
button number four: it begins deodorizing my ass.
button number five: blow dries my ass.
so after all this anal trauma, i finally locate the "flush" button. it was the large oval-sized button on the top of the remote. i should've guessed.
now this may sound like the ultimate masturbatory instrument to you, but trust me, when you just want to flush, it's downright terrifying. at least my ass smelled like flowers?
some of the public toilets will talk to you. "excuse me miss, but you forgot to flush. please come back and flush me, thank you." in an anime tone of voice. scary scary.