Things You Don't Want To Hear At PPVI

[Barking Pumpkin]

"Sorry, none of the other bands could make it. Pink Cream 69 will be playing two five hour sets."

 

[rottingflesh]

i was there for that.... that sucked.

OR, like Angel Dust at Milwaukee Metalfest '02, when the bass player came out and said "Thanks for coming out to see us. Unfortunately, none of my other bandmates showed up. Sorry."

 

[J-Dubya 777]

I only went to one Milwaukee Metal Fest, and actually got to see Soilwork, Primal Fear, & Jag Panzer. Everything else pretty much sucked. That is such a poorly run event......

 

[Leopard]

"Sorry, none of the other bands could make it. Pink Cream 69 will be playing two five hour sets."

I would love to hear two five hour sets by Pink Cream 69!

What I don't want to hear: "Once again, David Readman will not be at ProgPower."

 

[am_ash2]

I DEFINITELY don't want to hear this again....

"Hey, what's that smell? OMG your hair is on fire!"

Yep, really happened... stupid candles on the bar....

 

[AngraRULES]

"Sorry, none of the other bands could make it. Pink Cream 69 will be playing two five hour sets."

LMAO

 

[SwordLord]

"Hey, let's give back-stage passes to any chick with big boobs!"

 

[Soundscape]

"Our new cd is not available currently unless you have access to some cargo bay in Nashville, TN" ...oh, wait a minute..that was another festival .

"We are approxamitely 20 minutes from the Atlanta airport, however due to the current turbulence, we are going to orbit around the area for a bit in the belief the turbulence will go down"..[30 min later] "due to the circumstances of this aircraft being a dc-9, and a larger aircraft which was a dc-10 attempted to land about an hour ago with great difficulty near the ground, we are going to head back to Chicago since it's the safest thing we can do at this point. I'm sorry at this late hour of 1AM eastern time this is the circumstances, but as your captain this is my final decision"

I liked that Chinese restuarant!..esp that late at night. I hope it's not gone :\.

Kyle

 

[Pellaz]

I liked that Chinese restuarant!..esp that late at night. I hope it's not gone :\.

Me, too. It's still there and operating. The next time we drop by during (or after (!)) WREKage, I'll have to ask "Jackie Chan" (let's face it, he looks just like him) if and when they're moving and to where.

 

[lady_space]

"Hey, let's give back-stage passes to any chick with big boobs!"

"Let's give backstage passes to any chick with boobs" would work for me, though!

S

 

[SwordLord]

>>"Let's give backstage passes to any chick with boobs" would work for me, though!

Boobs of any size are definitely a good thing!

 

[Greykiller]

"Things You Don't Want To Hear At PPVI "

The beer goddess saying "No, I will not sleep with you."

 

[hejo]

Don't want to hear anything (even if it's a cover) by Manowar. If anyone still says "death to false metal", then Manowar needs to be the first to go.

 

[PowerFreak]

I'm sure that if you showed up, Glenn would give you Zilla as your personal bodyguard. And no one fucks with the Zilla.

That is so not true. People fuck with me all the time.

Wait... no they don't.

Am I really that scary? or is everyone just afraid of the...

STUNTCOCK!

Zilla

 

[AngraRULES]

"Angra has canceled because they don't want to get fingerprinted at the airports."

It'd hurt way too much to see my two faves. canceling because of that.

 

[lady_space]

Am I really that scary? or is everyone just afraid of the...

STUNTCOCK!

I was just afraid of your boxers.

 

[booB]

Am I really that scary? or is everyone just afraid of the...

STUNTCOCK!

The combination of your stuntcock and Ralf's hobbitcock is enough to scare ANYONE.

 

[13ShadesofGray]

The Mangina is terrifying.

 

[J-Dubya 777]

Mangina is HILARIOUS!
Dustin rocks!

 

[dargormudshark]

Glenn saying "Instead of any bands playing this year we got Dream Theater and they are going to play Octavarium in full!"