Things you love about England

[@mbrosia]

Kate Beckinsale

4real!

 

[Brynjar]

... the way girls move their faces.

shame they're all so dog ulgy, though.

 

[@mbrosia]

on saturday I was at a ski resort, with my snowboard... and I saw this girl and she was pretty... I think she was from England... 'cause the accent was brittish...

I like that about England

yeah... and a lot of music bands too

 

[Andy_2003]

I quite like my accent, although it's not completely natural to this area, a bit poshed up like, don't want to sound like a reet common lad

 

[elzka]

london underground

 

[breaklose]

shame they're all so dog ulgy, though.

hence the face pulling, to make up for it.

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

everton, rugby, pies, err.. accents, beer bellys, alton towers, skegness (butlins,pontins,haven etc.) battered mars bars, some accents er.. music (again some of it)

 

[Andy_2003]

they're not all ugly there's loads of nice ones too trust me

 

[Bambi]

battered mars bars are from glasgow though

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

yeah but you can get them in the chippy by me nans. Infact you can take a chocolate bar in and they will batter it for you.. I had a battered double decker that was quite nice.

they sell battered haggis in glasgow its the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. Also instead of asking do you want salt and vinegar they say salt and sauce??
But thats not England thats Scotland.

 

[Bambi]

exactly. battered everything originated in scotland it seems

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

I think there are some pretty English girls.. they arent all dog ugly. Although there are some absolute horrors knocking about.

What about Susie eh.. Blonde Scouse bird and good looking.. pfft. Dog Ugly me arse.

 

[Bambi]

'specially battered wives

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

dya reckon they started battering fish cos I always thought that was a traditional English thing. But people think the English created football but that was the Scottish aswel wasnt it?

 

[Bambi]

well i know they started battering chocolate bars first. unless john craven on the bbcs kids news lied to me all those years ago

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

its possible. Disillusioned youths mislead about their favourite chippy based treats.

 

[Bambi]

could be, I heard the english education system was failing to pieces. bring back corporal punishment!!

 

[breaklose]

they should hire more muslim teachers.

 

[Bambi]

we only want them to cane their hands, not chop em off

 

[breaklose]

oops