things you never want to hear an old lady say...

deadair · May 8, 2003

"it scared me... i creamed my jeans"

-actually said to me by a woman who must be over 60

i hate my job sometimes

VangelicSurgeon · May 8, 2003

she creams her jeans when she's scared? lucky...

deadair · May 8, 2003

this is not where i wanted this thread to go.

xfer · May 8, 2003

"xfer! nice to meet you! online you know me as deadair."

avi · May 8, 2003

I feel dirty just reading this.

xfer · May 8, 2003

wait, where exactly DID you want this thread to go? listing gross things about old lady labias and fucking and stuff?

perv.

VangelicSurgeon · May 8, 2003

indieradioisdead: i wanted to puke on my tits when she said that

deadair · May 8, 2003

no no... no

ummm no

just, not focusing on the cream part i guess

azal · May 8, 2003

"can you blow me where the pampers is?"

minxnim · May 9, 2003

this is so disgusting.

chupe666 · May 9, 2003

azal · May 9, 2003

What does an 80 year old vagina smell like??

depends.......

GRIND.KILLED.EMO. · May 10, 2003

smells my me
ahhahah yeah
:high five which no one returns:

FrostGiant · May 11, 2003

things you never want to hear an old lady say...

So, was it good for you?