this article: it's all messed up

[minxnim]

in so many ways.
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/1534.htm

 

[lizard]

that dude was seriously fucked up.

 

[avi]

goddamn. so many levels.

 

[minxnim]

plus the journalist is like GAY GAY HIV GAY HIV HIV GAY GAY 1,000 times in the article. like OKAY WE SEE THAT .

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

it was totally due to the valium

 

[minxnim]

the viagra made him loony tunes

 

[deadair]

"I am not a donor. I'm Jewish"


wtf?

 

[xfer]

i knew gay jews were the real danger.

 

[avi]

for you goyim:

Jews are supposed to buried in one piece. That means no organ donation. It also means that amputated items are to be buried with you when you are finally laid to rest.

 

[xfer]

you can also send a Jew to Jew hell by getting her drunk and convincing her a butterfly tattoo on her ankle would be an awesome idea.

 

[avi]

alex, that's not 100% correct as many rabbis are changing their opinions about tattoos. if you had christian symbols or death-imagery or other such things, then yes, you probably wouldn't get buried in a jewish cemetary.

 

[FrostGiant]

What would happen if you like, blow up and they can't find all your body parts? Are you screwed?

 

[avi]

yeah, I'd figure so

 

[FrostGiant]

Well not to start a religion thing here, but from the Christian point of view they're all going to hell anyway so they might as well amputate a limb and get a tatoo of a naked chick on their ass.

 

[avi]

note: most jews don't believe in hell or an afterlife

it's more often said that the dead won't truly be at rest unless all of their parts are buried together.

 

[xfer]

what's considered "death imagery"?

 

[chupe666]

bad punk band name: Jewish Organ Donor

 

[minxnim]

it rules that avi knows what he's talking about and everyone else is like zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz SLEEPIN!

 

[xfer]

well this IS a thread about gay Jews.

 

[avi]

oh alex you so confused.

death imagery would be skulls and graveyards and the like. y'know, like the usual 'evil' tattoo junk.