this is 100% truth...

[RealmArchitect]

one time, when i was young, a stranger, gave me a big hug. outside of a mental health clinic.

i just thought i would share with you this experience for no apparent reason.

but it could give others a chance to share some of their childhood experiences. it can bring us closer together...........or not. who the the hell knows?

 

[XzanderX]

like this?

 

[deadair]

true story...

i was hit by a van when i was 9... i was just standing on the corner.

it ran over my foot (tore a lot of skin off) and the side mirror hit me in the face (split my head open to the skull)


ahhh, good times.

 

[XzanderX]

Originally posted by deadair
(split my head open to the skull)

That explains a lot...... just sayin'

f o o l

 

[deadair]

what is that last word?

 

[XzanderX]

I rest my case

 

[deadair]

another true story --

i had a cop put a gun to my head when i was 16. that is kinda a long story though. the short of it is, we went to a friends house when he wasn't home, and couldn't get the house alarm to shut off... i think you know what happened next.

 

[deadair]

another story --

when i wsa 13 i came up with the brillant idea of pulling stuffed animals in front of cars at 2 a.m. ahhhh the fun that came about from that idea.

 

[deadair]

i should write a book about the crazy shit i did when i was growing up.

 

[XzanderX]

please don't

 

[avi]

I may have smoked a lot of dope when I was a wee lad, but that's about it. I just can't compete with most of this.

 

[deadair]

another story --

me and a friend started his mini-van on fire in the parking lot of the high school...

had to toss snow on the engine to put the fire out

 

[deadair]

yet another story --


i had an 86' pontiac 6000... one night we got 14 people inside of it. and i drove it around. 5 of us were smoking at the time.

windows were rolled down and people had body parts hanging out of them.

another VERY smart thing to do.

 

[XzanderX]

*waiting for jacob to run out of stories*

 

[deadair]

ppssshhhh... i could go all day.

i'm letting other people have a turn.

but while we wait --

one time, a friend of mine got really high when his parent went away for a weekend. when i showed up over at his house, he had a football helmet on and was holding a tenis racket. i laught and asked him what the hell was going on... he was SURE there was a bat in the house.

ahhh fun "other people being high" stories.

 

[avi]

ok, I have one story

one time I took a lot of acid and got chases around town by jocks in a monster pickup with a bullhorn. meanwhile, my friends broke into my house (parents were away), had a jam session in my living room and left to go see the Offspring at Gilman. I came back frying balls to a full-band set up and a living room full of people's stuff. they all showed up roaring drunk an hour or so later.
good times.

 

[deadair]

my funny shrooms story is to long to write

 

[XzanderX]

fuckin hippies

 

[FrostGiant]

We used to blow up tree with half sticks of DYNOMITE!

 

[xfer]

we used to put huge garbage bags full of cooked oatmeal in the road for cars to hit. it was funny at the time.