THIS IS HI-FUCKING-LARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SavaVIDude]

Check this out!!!!

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42365&rss=1

Peace,
Chris

 

[AMBR]

OMG, that IS hilarious. Do not read this with a mouth full of coffee. (Bring me the paper towels, Dammit!)

"I remember a time not long ago when the Devil Horns were reserved for only the most righteous of person, deed, or riff," Grand Elder Lemmy Kilmister said. "To see someone throwing the horns to his mate at the launderette because the clothes dryer came to a full stop just as he finished reading his copy of Circus... It breaks my heart."

sniff...me too.

 

[Dolamite S. Biffle]

That is pretty fucking funny, but on the other side it is also so true. I mean I was watching TV and they were doing something about Coldplay fans and girl put up horns for COLDPLAY!!! I only thought what has the world come to.

 

[Bryan316]

I'm joining the crusade.


The next emo wimp sissy that throws the horns up for anything less than vintage Sabbath will get those two fingers removed.

Visciously.

 

[Kenneth R.]

funny, but in some cases i disagree. the original form of the 'shaka' had a different meaning than that.

 

[Force10]

That was great!

 

[Bryan316]

HEY! Get that baby outta here! Unless she's got some black and white facepaint on, she's not allowed!!!


Get her a Dio t-shirt, for Ronnie's sake!!! No cute babies allowed!!!




Oh this is just too funny....

 

[TheWhisper]

"This man here, who invokes the sign merely to indicate his joy that his microwave popcorn is done: He is not metal," Sixx said.

 

[yardleybates]

that is hilarious. Thanks for posting.

 

[Petethedrummer]

haha i definitely agree

 

[Yippee38]

I'm surprised they didn't mention Dio, since he's the one who supposedly started the whole thing. And did anybody else notice that they didn't mention the name of any Gothenburg, Sweden metal band members?

 

[Petethedrummer]

They just didnt know enough about metal, so instead of risking writing something wrong, they just stayed clear of the specifics

 

[Yngvai X]

I so agree with all this...it pisses me off to no end when non metal people put up the horns...makes me wanna break their wrists.

 

[urinalcakemix]

Awesome \m/

 

[Demonspell]

Yeah, no real metal expert would ever use the phrase "death rockers" The article still made my spine hurt, and seeing the constant misuse of the horns makes the metal elders cry indeed.

 

[holybushoffire]

that was a pretty good one lol

*starts lawnmower*

 

[enki3600]

Here's irrefutable proof that it is indeed abused and something needs to be done! It either says "damn, you have a kick ass national leader" or "talk about a freakin' sellout". And knowing his track record, I think we know which it is.

 

[SavaVIDude]

Here's irrefutable proof that it is indeed abused and something needs to be done! It either says "damn, you have a kick ass national leader" or "talk about a freakin' sellout". And knowing his track record, I think we know which it is.

Hahahahahahaha!!

Being from Texas, the horns also have a different meaning. If you went to college in Austin, that can also mean "Hook 'm Horns"!! Of course George W. (if that isn't Photo-Shopped!!) didn't go there, but WTF?? I'm pretty sure that was around before Dio came along!!

Chris