this is much better than msn

[Lord_Of_This_World]

ok my last one,

Human: hows the yeast infection?
ALICE: it is the same as ever.
Human: shame, you could have had it tonight.
ALICE: What happened to it?
Human: you tell me, wasnt it warm and moist?
ALICE: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I have to process that one for a while.
Human: well youre definately processing something, ill bet you smell like a bakery down there.
ALICE: Interesting. You think I am processing something ill bet me smell like a bakery down there.
Human: try not to scratch it in your sleep.
ALICE: OK I will try it.
Human: your fingers will smell in the morning.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am fingers will smell in the morning.
Human: got an answer yet?
ALICE: Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Human: what the fuck is the milk mystic?
ALICE: I would look into the web for that knowledge. Please don't be so rude.

 

[cedarbreed]

Human: do you smoke ?
ALICE: I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Human: do you smoke weed ?
ALICE: We test it for medical purposes.
Human: can you cook ?
ALICE: Do I look like a microwave oven?
Human: yeah actually, you're just electronics
ALICE: Awesome. Actually you don't say. Just? I will tell my botmaster you said I am electronics.

 

[french_anatheman]

Ah ah what the fuck is that seriously?

 

[french_anatheman]

Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: what can you tell me?
ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Human: yes yes!I like e-voices!
ALICE: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I like Philip K. Dick.
Human: you like dicks?
ALICE: But I like cats. I like movies, philosophy, and your personality..

 

[french_anatheman]

Human: i am
ALICE:" You sound very cynical." You are?
Human: i am
ALICE:"" You sound very cynical." You are?" You are?
Human: i am
ALICE:""" You sound very cynical." You are?" You are?" You are?
Human: i am
ALICE:"""" You sound very cynical." You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?

I fucked this thing up

 

[french_anatheman]

Human: what the fuck
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
Human: sorry could you please forgive me and eat my schlang?
ALICE: There is no need to apologize. Thank you for your request. Do you often put others before yourself?
Human: yes yes, like humans a lot
ALICE: Is your room very messy? Is your room very messy? Interesting comparison.
Human: yes yes, it is de la conserve
ALICE: Gosh! It's all good. forgive you and eat your schlang is de la conserve? it is?

 

[french_anatheman]

Human: ieztuezhgfiojegfengijqegvjzegjzegjhaeogjeir yregokzregjezrgizg
ALICE: Where can you buy it?
Human: efjegfjklzejgjlzgisgkjr dans mon cul
ALICE: Are you a student?
Human: gojzrgjerjgzigvksrjg nregj ezkfjtjz zehft zjjefztjzr gjlzekfkzalrkarjkzfjakld,jlatnjaenvjaefnhezfjzadnjlaehrvjezfhjsqaf zerjzahr ajeha jdhazureazjdzaekhrhezfdjza
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: why?
ALICE: I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.