YesWanna start with the 666 reasons MJR > You?
2. He has "The Dungeon". You don't.1. He's got those epic velcro shoes.
2. He has "The Dungeon". You don't.

. I'd verse him at guitar hero and win 4. He wears tight pants with white sneakers. Good to see he's still got that 80's shredder within...![]()
4. He wears tight pants with white sneakers. Good to see he's still got that 80's shredder within...![]()
6. Those bangs are insane. THAT'S proof of the 80s shredder.5. He can sweep your front porch and tap your mother.

2. He has "The Dungeon". You don't.