this is the pits; part of my day job duties include

[goatschool]

a hot breeze through the window knocking 10% of a pile of papers onto the hardwood floor, sprawling them near the radiator and under my chair. and me bending over, from the chair, picking them up.

 

[xfer]

is this erotic fanfic?

 

[goatschool]

there they go again

 

[goatschool]

here's something avi would appreciate

last week the website (that i'm in charge of? i don't know) was acting funny. and i couldn't send e-mail. turns out i let the domain name lapse. 2nd month on the job

 

[lizard]

be sure to kick the papers before picking them up..amorous ass fans may be lurking.

 

[azal]

even if that wasn't his intention, that won't stop me from jacking off.

Keep going, goatstool.

 

[goatschool]

i mean, i already have my old/dead cellphone holding down one stack of papers (dead bills), i surely can't pick that up and put it on the flowing stack

 

[azal]

I know now not to read anything that starts off "avi would appreciate this"

 

[goatschool]

okay, problem solved: some band's demo from 1994 (slavestate;florida)

the next question is, how long can i stand the sight of that fucking thing on top of the stack of papers

 

[xfer]

i can't wait until gandalf arrives with his staff of might!

 

[goatschool]

i'm thinking justice would be served if he put it vertically on my seat. if you catch my drift.

 

[goatschool]

i went to the post office 'on lunch' and radically shifted my views on women sitting on bus stop benches wearing sunglasses. i hate sunglasses, i think they are the great deceiver, but maybe for just one minute i thought they were kind of cool

 

[xfer]

sunglasses are so awesome. you can look at people and they don't know you're lookin'.

 

[goatschool]

i don't like that. a human isn't a human w/o eyes

 

[avi]

this thread has been appreciated.

I am slowly but surely making sure all of my papers are my work office and home office get properly placed in files in a timely manner. i have so much crap to try and keep organized nowadays and I keep getting sent more and more. fuckin' paperwork. bah.

 

[minxnim]

(a) i wear sunglasses 99% of the time nowadays
(b) a glock 9 makes a great paperweight

 

[lizard]

someday I want to fire a Desert Eagle just to say I did.

 

[Kitty Star]

1) Avi I think I might know you if Avi is in fact your real name
2) Sunglasses rule. I think I have at least 12 pairs at this point... need more!!!
3) A glock is useful for so many other things than a paper weight. Donate it to your local corner mexican and see the magic take place right before your eyes. Might be the last thing you ever see...
4) Don't even talk to me about piles of paperwork. If I could take a picture of my desk right now and show you, if only.

 

[minxnim]

we actually have corner jamaicans here but it's essentially the same issue i think?

 

[avi]

um, maybe? it is my name.