This is what happens when the wife takes off for the night.

Yeah cold pizza is the best breakfast. Unfortunately I always make sure that there's none left from the day before. I can't stand the thought that there's uneaten pizza in the house. :D
 
I actually had the best breakfast ever when I was 7 years old.
My father gave our family a holiday in a 5 stars club in tunisia as
a christmas present and it was pretty crazy.

I ate a kobe filet steak for breakfast with fried potatoes, it was
awesome.

And I make stuff like that all the time because my girlfriend visits
her mother often.
I fucking love sandwiches with ham, cheese, bacon, sauce (I make this
by myself) more cheese, chicken or beef (or both) and fried onions.