this says it all (re: the director of my department)

[minxnim]

so, it's snowing really hard. she just comes out of her office 5 minutes ago and exclaims that she'll NEVER get home in this weather unless she leaves now because the roads and sidewalks are awful. then she says everyone else can stay until 6. and takes off.



p.s. she lives 5 blocks from our office.

 

[xfer]

wow. maybe she'll slip on the ice and burst her intestine and need a colostomy bag for the rest of her life?

 

[TheNewChupe]

can't you just vote her off the island?

 

[TheNewChupe]

or do that Trump thing where he points at people with his whole hand and says "YOU'RE FIRED"

 

[TheNewChupe]

or make her eat an entire clothes chute full of maggots and if she cries, beat her with a dead antelope.

 

[0sm0se]

I'd say cut her brake lines on her Mercedes M Class but that could prevent her from dying at least until the end of the week when she invariably goes on a shopping spree at the upscale shops this weekend.

 

[minxnim]

i love chupe's responses.
she doesn't drive here.. it's NYC. she takes the subway.
either way, she can eat a bag of dicks.
after she left i let most of the people there go home anyway.

 

[TheNewChupe]

wow, if i someday had the authority to be able to let someone else go home early, it'd probably mean i'd fallen asleep and were dreaming.