This server is pissing me off, all forums should threaten to jump ship

[MetalAges]

Excellent thanks. yeha I caught it to andwas logging all the database messages so I can go through them (ugh what a boring pain!) Just so I know....are you on dialup or broadband?

 

[Dark One]

Broadband all the way (and it happens both at work and home).

 

[MetalAges]

Ok thanks.

 

[Russell]

I get exactly the same message every now and then (Broadband here too)

 

[MetalAges]

I *think* I may have found the core issue. I am turning of the search feature for the forum to see if that is what is causing this. I was able to make it stall out by running multiple searches on the forum.

 

[JayKeeley]

Maybe you need to try winding the handle or putting more coins in the meter?

Or is this what happens when you pay your monkey slave wages?

 

[NAD]

 

[MetalAges]

oo oo aa aa.

Let me know if it craps out on you all again. Since I turned searching off it has been doing great as I am surfing. Although, tomorrow afternoon will be the real test.

oo oo aa aa

 

[JayKeeley]

Right now, I am in a hotel room in Atlanta connected through Wireless LAN at 11Mbps, and I have to say, this mutha is a speed demon.

Let's see how the monkey operates tomorrow...maybe you should give him that pay increase.

 

[NAD]

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times!? YOU STUPID MONKEY!!!"

 

[JayKeeley]

Do you have a license for that Minkey?

 

[lurch70]

the forum has been running super fast tonight.

 

[J.]

has anyone else noticed the search function is gone?

 

[NAD]

Crack team of monkeys. A crack team of monkeys, on crack.

 

[NAD]

has anyone else noticed the search function is gone?

Scroll up like 3 posts for your answer.

 

[lurch70]

has anyone else noticed the search function is gone?

yes ... see earlier in this thread. supposedely this was the main culprit for the bandwith hogging.

NAD won't be able to pull up old drunk threads now

 

[J.]

ah, I see. Yeah, running super fast, though I have to manually search through 6 pages of threads to find the Enslaved thread.

 

[NAD]

Yeah the only reason I'm okay with the search function being gone is that UM is running this close to normal tonight. And hopefully it's only temporary.

Seriously, I search UM probably 3 times a day. Google.com is my homepage at home and at work. I'm an internet searching machine. A gay robot.

 

[MetalAges]

If this is indeed the case (search being the culprit) I will take the next steap and see how to go about enabling it without sacrificing performance. Laterz!

 

[Captain Beard]

LOLERZ! (Pee-Wee Herman style)