this seventeen-year-old girl i met through makeoutclub just logged onto AIM

[xfer]

for the first time in like a year!








P.S. I'm not kidding!

 

[xfer]

should i IM her??

 

[xfer]

she sent me a picture of herself and a rabbit!

 

[deadair]

...perv

 

[xfer]

oh my god deadair i didn't even think of her that way you sick-minded fuck!

 

[deadair]

...sent you a pic...

 

[FalseTodd]

She sent you a rabbit? Did it survive? What an awful person.

 

[xfer]

i'm emailing Jake the picture so he can be arrested for child porn

 

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and i'm snailmailing Sam the mummified remains of the rabbit

 

[minxnim]

you're all crazy

 

[minxnim]

my psychiatrist: "I think you should be hospitalized and out of work."

me: "have you ever talked to alex driver?"

 

[FalseTodd]

and you're all preppy. and shit.

 

[xfer]

I am completely normal and average.

 

[avi]

why haven't you posted said pic yet? that would be better.

 

[xfer]

hah, actually, it's at home, if i still have it at all. i'll poke around for it tonight.

 

[deadair]

...jew perv...

 

[TheNewChupe]

"poke around"


perv.

 

[avi]

I just need to see it so I can make an informed decision, that's all

 

[minxnim]

crazyface

 

[xfer]

ooo!