Time for some laughs?

[Silhouette]

This pink joke doesn't take much time to type ... but be warned, it's very very bad, hehe.

What's pink and fluffy?
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Pink fluff.

 

[The High Lord]

whats white and blue and sits in the middle of a football field????









A fridge with a denem jacket.

 

[crumbling mirth]

why do farts smell so bad?















so the deaf can enjoy them too

 

[Russell]

Ok, herte are a few - What is red, sits in the corner and gets smaller - a baby usinga potato peeler as a comb (sick I know, but funny)

Whats the difference between a school inspector and plastic surgeon - one tucks up features the other fucks up.......

A guy walks into a bar and slips on a piece of shit, goes oh fuck and stands up. Another guy walks in and does the same. The 1st guy goes I did that! Then the second guy punches hi

 

[TyrantOfFlames]

What's pink and fluffy?
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Pink fluff.

Wrong pink joke. The one I am talking about is very wordy and about have of it is the word "pink" repeated many times.


What is brown and sticky?
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A stick. (Had your mind in the gutter eh?)

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

What's the difference between a Camaro and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Camaro in my garage.

 

[BillowOfZeal]

these jokes work a lot better if i could put the correct accent on the punchline but anyway, here goes. (pretty bad too)

How do you get a French whore pregnant?.

ya FUCK her.:deb:

How do you get a one legged girl pregnant?

ya FUCK her!!!
sorry couldn't resist