timo tolkki is losing it

[Yetti]

WEBMASTER´S STATEMENT 20.2.2004
21.02.2004 / Author: WebmasterStratovarius Rating: 4.30 / 5 points (23 votes) Viewed: 8468 times

Today I received a phonecall from Timo Tolkki.

He sounded like being in a very confused state of mind and was talking about red Kabbalah ribbons and how when he was reading Madonna´s biography he felt warm waves all over his body and that the spirit of Jesus entered him and that now he really has found something he has been searching for all his life.

I am very worried about him, he sounded like completely crazy.

From this day onwards I will not take the responsibility of whatever is being released on this Website.

As long as my paycheck arrives, I will continue putting on the site whatever Tolkki asks me to put there.

But there is nothing I can do about it.

I just work here.

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[Lanterns]

Oh c'mon dude, someone has made that up.

 

[Yetti]

it's on their website

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

holy fucking shit

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

The STRATOVARIUS forum has been closed because 2 individuals sent an email to the finnish police and claimed that STRATOVARIUS supports Nazis. This claim is outright ridiculous and deserves that I tell these 2 idiots: FUCK OFF!!!

The forum was subjected to a calculated attack by people who wanted the whole site brought down. We are considering legal options against these individuals. There were coordinated posts by Nazi trolls, and minutes after that email was sent to the police claiming Stratovarius supported racial hate speech.

STRATOVARIUS has never and never will support any form of physical violence. We might break toilets, hotelrooms and occasionally piss to places where you should not piss, but we do not encourage any form of violence to our fellow human beings. We are all part of THE HUMAN RACE.

Speaking of which that the hate mail has continued to pour in.I have received about 40 hand written letters of hatemail. MissK has received more and the most horrible thing was in the form of a packet that arrived from Brazil. It contained SHIT. Thank you very much indeed from the bottom of our drunken hearts.

BWWWWWWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I JUST LOVE THE BRAZILIAN PEOPLE SOMETIMES!

 

[Stun]

Why are ppl getting so worked up over STRATOFUCKINGVARIUS? It's just about the most boring band I've ever heard in my life. But power metal is not exactly the most exciting genre.

 

[-Gavin-]

LMFAO! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



SHit man, even though strato are kinda gay, no-ione deserves that shit (pun unintentional), Its gay as hell....

Fuck the bastards that do that.


Still, funny shit about timo..

 

[~MarttiPrkl]

Yeah, i've saw it.. funny.. They should quit.

 

[Lanterns]

Holy shit.

Well then, Tolkki is really fukking crazy.

Tut: Honestly, I don't think it's that funny (that some fucktard sent shit to Miss K).

 

[stefan86]

Timo Tolkki is a fucking dumbass that thinks his music is so metal, when all he can write is 4 min long verse/chorus/verse/chorus power metal songs. So gay

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Holy shit.

Well then, Tolkki is really fukking crazy.

Tut: Honestly, I don't think it's that funny (that some fucktard sent shit to Miss K).

EAUHEAUheuahueahueahuahuueah i found it funny as hell
i mean, there's NOTHING more direct than that!

 

[-Gavin-]

*kicks tut in the balls*


Thats a bitty more direct doncha think


*runs the fuck away*

 

[Lanterns]

EAUHEAUheuahueahueahuahuueah i found it funny as hell
i mean, there's NOTHING more direct than that!

But how the hell does she DESERVE it???
I think the person who sent the shit can EAT shit.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

hell, i don't care
she's just another semi-nutball on the big big nutcase that Stratovarius has become

but is there any reason for sympathizing with her or you just think it's wrong to send a box with shit (BWAHAHAHAHHA ) to someone and would say the same to any other person?

 

[Lanterns]

I think it's wrong to send shit to someone who HASN'T DONE ANYTHING to you.

Okay, it WOULD have been funny if they had sent the shit to an artist who had PROVED that they suck.
But has the Shit Mailer actually heard Katriina SING with Strato?? I don't think so.

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

Bah, Stratovarius has become such a joke. And those pictures where that new girl spits blood and tries to look all evil are plain ridiculous in my opinion...
The only guy that can do such things and not look bad is Ozzy Osbourne.

 

[-Gavin-]

Fuck yeah!

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

It really is on their site (what yetti posted), I'm amused

This one is even more disturbing/hilarious tho: http://www.stratovarius.com/index2.php?section=statement

 

[-Gavin-]

Oh god thats the funniest thing i have read in a while, what a fucking asspie!


I;ve figured it out..


They realised they have lost a lot of popularity... and are trying to becopme more mainstream by being christian rock.

But they cant just convert from metal to Christian rock.... they'd lose too many original fans...

Cue a publicity stunt Spaz out with photos and saying he had a life changing decision...

What a cunt.


Whcih ties in with hsi 1.5 mill lawsuit so....

By becomign chrsitian rock he appeals to a wider group of people-Moe money=Better lawers

 

[Stun]

Uh Kabbalah isn't exactly mainstream Christrianity dude. I can guarentee 99% of ppl have never even heard of it.

This is really bizarre stuff. I couldn't believe what I was reading. Am I ever glad I always hated Stratovarius cause I certainly wouldn't like them after reading that.