To My Canadian Friends

CliffBurton

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FUCK BELL CANADA.
HOLY SHIT.

Been on the phone sitting here for an hour, and have had to tell my fucking complaint to 4 people now (and its a long one because they're gold-medalist-fuckups). Changed my internet package to a shitty slow cheap one, didn't tell me, called it "an error, must have been some kind of glitch." Guy CLEARLY has no fucking clue what hes saying. Meanwhile they still charge me for high-speed, and refuse to refund and money for the time I went with slow connection.

And every person I complain to has to bring up the fact I don't have a home phone!!!
Bell: "buts if you bundle it, its only like $5 a month!"
Me: "Why the hell would I pay $5 a month for something I never use!"
Bell: "What if the power goes out and you need the phone for emergencies"
Me: "My cell phone has a fucking battery in it."

FUUUUUUCK

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

The company is run by a team of fucking clowns, and those clowns are are all over 80 years old, trying to fucking sell me a telegraph or some shit.
 
Bell is a bunch of money-grubbing cunts. They probably sit on huge bags of shekels and jew-gold.
 
Talk to the royalties, and then make your contract! I had a pretty good deal for 60 bucks lawl
What is this sorcery? Just negotiate your own contract? They do that?
Last summer living in middle of nowhere Bell tried to sell us "40gb per month for $90", and it was going to be split between about 8 people. The topic of speed never came up.