today is the best day of work ever

[ezekiel]

because i sat in a vibrating massager chair for 15 minutes without doing any work.

 

[avi]

I found out about more potential layoffs today, but at least I won't have to work at 5am anymore.

 

[minxnim]

avi you aren't getting laid off tho right?

 

[avi]

not yet!

I just get to do more and more people's jobs along with my own. fun!

 

[ezekiel]

that sux. i dont do any work

 

[minxnim]

that sort of happened here, but i have feeling that it was to a lesser degree. after 9/11 they fired my assistants! but they also reduced the intake of my work load. (like, making income limits for the clients i had to help etc.)
do you at least feel like you have a relative amount of job security?

 

[avi]

kinda sorta. it's still a dot-com and we still seem to be fairly rudderless at times, but I'm not sure if they can afford to lose me quite yet. i've already survived so many rounds of layoffs, it doesn't faze me much anymore. if the job market wasn't so shitty, it would actually be a blessing.

all in all, I'm probably as safe as the company. If we lose any big clients, it's not just me that's gonna go down.

 

[ezekiel]

i still havent done any real work for the past hour, although unfortunately i havent been sitting on the massage chair.

 

[minxnim]

well, if anything happens, fred can call them and break it down....

 

[deadair]

freds got my back to right?

i mean, if i have any problems with any shitheads down the road... it would be good to know that the EVIL PAWS are in my corner.

 

[minxnim]

please note how close the EVIL left PAW is to the telephone. yes, that EVIL PAW indeed has your back.

 

[deadair]

he be all... "hit me on my hip if you need some back-up"

(i know his pager is not in the photo, but every superhero bunny with EVIL PAWS has one)

 

[minxnim]

he has a pager. it's hidden under his protruding EVIL PAWS potbelly.

in other news, i just starting choking at work because i had two pills stuck in my throat and my boss yells PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! and i do it and immediately think EVIL PAWS UP! and start choking harder.

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by the_preppy

in other news, i just starting choking at work because i had two pills stuck in my throat and my boss yells PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! and i do it and immediately think EVIL PAWS UP! and start choking harder.

this made me laugh out loud... thank you.