today is the chinese new year!

[minxnim]

alex, DON'T DO IT!

 

[xfer]

ok, i figured i could fold the paper and make it appear cut. this'll get me through the day.

 

[lizard]

Alex is gonna get fired for refusing to chop on chinese new year!

 

[xfer]

my boss: "chop! chop chop!"
me: "that's racist!"
my boss: "AH SO SOLLY"

 

[FuSoYa]

Maybe you could burn the stuff apart?

 

[xfer]

toby, isn't that kind of like when Jews try to trick God by building an eruv?

i'm tricking the monkey!

 

[FuSoYa]

Watch out or he may pee / masturbate onto you.

 

[FuSoYa]

I also should note: way too many mammals in the Chinese zodiac.

 

[xfer]

p.s. i'm year of the snake and you're some dumb fucking mammal

 

[minxnim]

surprisingly, i am the year of the rabbit.

 

[xfer]

in other words, SDFM

 

[minxnim]

hey dude it's better than the year of the pig.

 

[xfer]

there was a time when i thought pigs were superior-order mammals because they didn't have hair. also, Animal Farm.

when i found out that was untrue, i was crushed.

 

[The Dope]

Or year of the rat - like I am...

 

[minxnim]

but the year of the pig is bad not b/c of the animal, but because it signifies a lazy person. people born in the year of the rat tend to be pretty smart.

 

[The Dope]

Yeah, but still - I want an animal that isn't considered VERMIN!

 

[xfer]

oh, really? whats year of the SNAKE?

 

[Autumn Falls]

I'm year of the rat and from what I believe I've heard it's the first sign and a positive one at that.

Brandon

 

[minxnim]

People born in the Year of the Snake are deep. They say little and possess great wisdom. They never have to worry about money; they are financially fortunate. Snake people are often quite vain, selfish, and a bit stingy. Yet they have tremendous sympathy for others and try to help those less fortunate. Snake people tend to overdo, since they have doubts about other people's judgment and prefer to rely on themselves. They are determined in whatever they do and hate to fail. Although calm on the surface, they are intense and passionate. Snake people are usually good-looking and sometimes have martial problems because they are fickle. They are most compatible with the Ox and Rooster.

 

[xfer]

whoa.