today you are/and thus you (analogize):

[goatschool]

today i am wearing a white shirt (with thin/sparse green&blue vert stripes) for the first time in something like 15 years

and thus i feel like a package of uncle sam (?-is that a brand?) frozen hot dogs, flung at the head of a baseball fan, by a stupid other baseball fan.

 

[xfer]

 

[xfer]

today i am wearing four-month-old contacts intended to be worn for three months

and thus i feel like i have a clawed, spiny larva gestating in the center of each eyeball.

 

[deadair]

today i am sleepy from my weekend away/at the lake

and thus, i wish i never had to work again (at least in the 9-5 form).