Tonight on Nip/Tuck....the Carver revealed!!!

Chromatose said:
Oh hey, good work there cap'n! about time you start noticing things around you! Sobered up for a day?

Actually no. I've been fucking your mother in the ass for the past 3 days and trust me when I tell you, it's taken a WHOLE FUCKING LOT of Jack Daniels to be able to deal with her stench.

Now piss off.
 
markgugs said:
Actually no. I've been fucking your mother in the ass for the past 3 days and trust me when I tell you, it's taken a WHOLE FUCKING LOT of Jack Daniels to be able to deal with her stench.

Now piss off.

Actually, he doesn't have a mother. Him and his father share yours.
 
man as robot said:
Actually, he doesn't have a mother. Him and his father share yours.

He can't speak for himself? What are you, his fucking lapdog? How many times a day do you have to swallow his semen for this gig?

Fucking e-bortion. *shakes head* I can now think of ONE set of parents who should've gone that route.
 
markgugs said:
He can't speak for himself? What are you, his fucking lapdog? How many times a day do you have to swallow his semen for this gig?

Fucking e-bortion. *shakes head* I can now think of ONE set of parents who should've gone that route.

:lol: fag.
 
markgugs said:
Awesome reply.

When you're done with remedial English, get back to me and we'll continue this.

Lighten up man :lol: we're all e-buddies here. Sure we say things to piss each other off, but it's usually quickly forgotten. I hate to overrun threads, but if you drove drunk and somebody made a comment, good for them. Sorry to burst your bubble, but youre being a total bastard and its useless. Stop being so dramatic, its a damned forum.

At least when I'm an unagreeable dick its for a reason. [/sarcasm]
 
1. This is hardly drama
2. I don't really know who you are, so I wouldn't necessarily say you're an "e-buddie" of mine. Just b/c you happen to frequent a forum I was instrumental in creating at one time doesn't mean I have to like you. And vice versa, of course. :D
3. I have yet to defend my drunken idiocy of this past weekend. I said all along I was an arse.
4. I had a 4th, but I've wasted enough words on you as is.

Ta ta!