Top 10 Things the Promoter is looking forward to at PP IV

[Harvester]

Things I'm looking forward to...

*Telling Tarja to her face that she has the voice of an angel and the beauty to match as I grab her ass and squeeze.

*Explaing to "Stone Cold" Peavy that he shouldn't be surprised if people start yelling "What?" after his every sentence between songs.

*Watching Russell warming up to Willie Nelson backstage in his best Dio voice, "You were always on my mind...LOOK OUT"

*Substituting non-alcoholic beer for the real thing in Evergrey's dressing room and watching Henrik fall around drunk after "fastbeering" a 6 pack.

*Telling Vanden Plas that I decided to cancel their appearance 5 minutes before they go on stage due to terrorist threats against them.

*Jumping on stage to sing "Chance" with Circle II Circle..while they are in the middle of one of their original tunes.

*Listening to grunts in the backstage toilet and wondering if someone has the stomach flu or if it's just Mercenary warming up.

*Comparing fashion tips with the guys from Secret Sphere.

*Helping out the singer in Pagan's Mind as I'm a pro when it comes to applying devices to the testicular region.

*Reminding Nick that Redemption would be nothing if not Rick's "if it moves, smoke it" lifestyle.

Glenn H.
with tongue planted firmly in cheek

 

[chibitotoro]

*wipes a tear from his eye*

Ah Glenn, that's why you're the best promoter out there. You know...that plus putting on the best show in this corner of the globe.

 

[Coldfire Mouse]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH Oh Can we get pics of each of those moments? Priceless truly priceless! THanks for the smiles!

I can't WAIT For ProgPower 4...look out Atlanta here I come!


Coldie

 

[Mephistopheles]

*Jumping on stage to sing "Chance" with Circle II Circle..while they are in the middle of one of their original tunes.

If you can get them to play Chance I'll give you $1. That would RULE

 

[Demonspell]

Hilarious post! Wouldn't we all like to give Tarja the same treatment...

 

[Change of a Mem]

I truly can not WAIT for PPIV. I honestly think I'm going to enjoy this years festival even more than last year, and I thought then that it couldn't be beat. I've picked up Pagan's Mind and Mercenary's cds', and I think they're going to ROCK live. I'm still waiting for Circle II Circle to come in, but Zak being one of my favorite vocalists, I just know they're going to rule (and that Face to Face mp3 I have...damn it's awesome).

I'm just waiting for plane tickets to get a little lower in price.

 

[FataMorgana]

Hilarious! I cannot wait for September!!

Stacy

NP~ Stone Ambition "The Door" Damn good stuff! Thanks Max!

 

[Wishmaster]

Dammit, Glenn, it took me a good 10 minutes to crawl back into my chair, after falling out of it.

--Mike

 

[Dustin]

:Spin:


oh dude... that was hilarious!!!!
That made for a good Monday morning reading!

\m/
Dustin

 

[Jax]

Are you going to need someone to take Paula out for a drink while you grope Tarja, Glenn, or will she be there taking photos for posterity?

 

[Demonspell]

Left over from last year:
- Perform a one-handed drum solo during Angra's percussion bash
- Interrupt one of Hansi Kursch's epic introductions, yell "get to the song already!"
- Flush a toilet repeatedly in Daniel Gildenlow's presence
- Send out Erik Rosvold's picture to every bar in Atlanta with the warning "do not sell beer to this man"
- Replace all copies of Devin Townsend's Infinity with your face transposed over his
- Shave D.C. Cooper's head in his sleep

 

[wolfgng774]

That's not funny, Glenn. Man, this is music we're talking about, not just some $20 hooker worth a passing mention at the next guys' night out drunken bowling. This is extremely unprofessional. I've already printed this and will hand copies out to everyone skipping work/school to camp out in front of Earthlink after tickets go on sale May 5 so they can be the first to hit the CM table. With any luck, word of this will get back to the bands, and then what will you do? I thought you took your job seriously. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to look up porn on the company's time.