Top 5 Reasons your more "metal" than the avg meathead..eer "metalhead"

Reign in Acai

Reign in Acai

Of Elephant and Man
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List them.

1. Even though it's 50 degree's and raining...sandals are my footgear of choice

2. Last Saturday I slept in my car covered in vomit and dog shit (This is True)

3. I once was accosted on a bus by a rather lumbering fellow who presumably could be mistaken for "profanity"

4. I'm literate

5. Tila Tequila won't answer any of my fan emails. :err:


Now list yours :loco:


Edit- And I know I typed you're as your in the header* (Even though this doesn't help the case of point 4)
 
1. because i ate ham twice today

2. because i'm drinking an Arrogant Bastard

3. because i'm laughing about a suicide movie

4. boobs

5. AC adaptors
 
1. Graveland owns all your false metal
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2. uh, thrash fucking sucks
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3. because i'm me with metal flowing through my veins
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4. speaks for itself
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5. my cat is high
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1. I projectile vomited off the side of a bus onto a moving car.

2. Dave White from Heathen threatened me with a tire iron after I rubbed his bald head for luck.

3. My World of Warcraft character could shank your World of Warcraft character.

4. I headbutted a guy in a Vio-Lence mosh pit in the stomach cause he was wearing a Soilwork t-shirt.

5. I wore a Judas Priest t-shirt to a Bar Mitzvah and got drunk.
 
Pyrus said:
5. I wore a Judas Priest t-shirt to a Bar Mitzvah and got drunk.
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haha awesome!

I'm metal because:

1) I crave music that walks the tightrope
2) I love white castle jalapeno cheeseburgers and the resultant gastrointestinal distress.
3) I have been in a jail cell (twice) and bars are metal
4) I see the awesomeness inherent in J's cat
5) Toby Driver bought me a beer with his band member's discount
 
1. I was dressed like Jesus when I raped a priest amidst the flames of the church I was burning.

2. I'm a shape shifter and I was the knife used to kill Euronymous.

3. I am The Trooper.

4. Rob Darken learned his sense of fashion from me.

5. I was born in a blizzard, abandoned, raised by wolves, and blessed by Vidar.
 
Alright, you want to play this game? :tickled:

1. I had dinner with Entombed, and then drank a case of beer with them until 3 AM, letting them hear the finished product of "Inferno" for the first time, all the while my buddy Jim played air guitar & headbanged for 45 minutes straight in Alex Hellid's face.

2. I smoked a bowl, drank 1,000 beers, and did some lines in John Shaeffer's room, while listening to him pontificate on how great America is and then forcing Richard Christy to drink a glass of tobacco spit.

3. At BW&BK in 2003, I managed to finagle my way (along with Dark One, General Zod, Zod's wife and a couple other of our crew) into the band/industry party that night in the hotel, wound up smoking a joint & pounding beers with Messiah from Candlemass, various members of Evergrey, Nevermore & Beyond the Embrace.

4. I've been out drinking all night with both Evergrey & Amon Amarth, and was told to "quit drinking all my beers" backstage by Glen Benton.

5. Abbath of Immortal told me he would NOT do the interview because I was "too fucking drunk," as I swayed to and fro and double-fisted Heinekens backstage in NYC. It was Carnal Forge's fault (and it was Immortal's beer, lol).

I win. :D

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