Top 5 Reasons your more "metal" than the avg meathead..eer "metalhead"

[Crimson Velvet]

I didn't make fun of him (I was t00 drvnk)

You gotta admit though, it's pretty fucken metal to be denied anything by Abbath of Immortal for reasons of over-intoxication.

Okay, fine that was a little metal...

But you should've still bowed down in worship!

Seriously, though, I've met Abbath many times, and he've never been prudish like that before. Maybe he's just like that when interviews are involved.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Or maybe he's just like that when he runs into waaaay drunk markgugs, lol

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Hmmm top 5 reasons?

1. I gave fellatio to Johnathon Davis (Before he was married)
2. I have my own band
3. I do drugs (Basil, Nutmeg, Ground up Cinnamon toast crunch)
4. I slept bottomless last night with nothing but an XL Disturbed shirt on
5. I can get into any club I want!

Edit. John Davis has a penis?

 

[jimbobhickville]

Who's Jonathan Davis?

 

[neal]

some loser from bakersfield (redundant).

 

[NAD]

some loser from bakersfield (redundant).

LOLZ

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Yeah he's not kidding, Bakersfield is a fucking hellhole. It kinda smells like cow shit around there too.