Top 5 Reasons your more "metal" than the avg meathead..eer "metalhead"
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MadeInNewJersey
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Ok, good then!
The Abbath moment was the best; once I told Johan (from Amon Amarth) that Abbath wouldn't do the interview b/c I was too drunk, they waited for Immortal to take the stage and began throwing beers at them from side/backstage,
The Abbath moment was the best; once I told Johan (from Amon Amarth) that Abbath wouldn't do the interview b/c I was too drunk, they waited for Immortal to take the stage and began throwing beers at them from side/backstage,
lizard
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it must be hard to convince an audience that you're grym and menacing when you're under bombardment of a fusilade of michelobs.
MadeInNewJersey
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lizard said:
I didn't really even list any of the Wacken or ProgPower stories (except the one). Man, I have tons of them. That's what happens when you rule and all, as I do.
lizard
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I'll have to be deputy tsar of roolage then because I just claimed it in my "golden shower of awards" thread.
MadeInNewJersey
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lizard
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MadeInNewJersey said:I didn't really even list any of the Wacken or ProgPower stories (except the one). Man, I have tons of them. That's what happens when you rule and all, as I do.
O.K you win thus far. Now tell us the rest of your stories as I'm highly intrigued.
1. I listened to Metallica before they sold out.
2. I always hated grunge.
3. I wore a black trench coat before it was cool.
4. Um, I got nothing else.
2. I always hated grunge.
3. I wore a black trench coat before it was cool.
4. Um, I got nothing else.
lizard
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any cool stories about barfing??
c'mon...I told you the one about me and my friend kelly both barfing and then making out...
c'mon...I told you the one about me and my friend kelly both barfing and then making out...
A quick funny. I got wasted at a company christmas party 2 years ago, as the cab was taking me home I felt like I was going to blow chunks, low and behold the middle eastern taxi driver was pleading with me not to ralph in his vehicle. As soon as we pulled up to my humble abode, It turned into a moment of Linda Blair proportions. Anyhow I left him to clean up the Juan Valdez stomach acid spill I left behind...Without tipping ofcourse.
How did that vomit makeout session taste?
How did that vomit makeout session taste?
lizard
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good story!
since we both barfed, it wasn't totally gross because my tongue and mouth were already moistened generously with bile laden upchuck tasting faintly of Höfbrauhaus. so rule of thumb, if you barf and want to make out with a chick, make sure she barfs too. it's considerate, and it's almost like coming together.
since we both barfed, it wasn't totally gross because my tongue and mouth were already moistened generously with bile laden upchuck tasting faintly of Höfbrauhaus. so rule of thumb, if you barf and want to make out with a chick, make sure she barfs too. it's considerate, and it's almost like coming together.
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Hmmm top 5 reasons?
1. I gave fellatio to Johnathon Davis (Before he was married)
2. I have my own band
3. I do drugs (Basil, Nutmeg, Ground up Cinnamon toast crunch)
4. I slept bottomless last night with nothing but an XL Disturbed shirt on
5. I can get into any club I want!
1. I gave fellatio to Johnathon Davis (Before he was married)
2. I have my own band
3. I do drugs (Basil, Nutmeg, Ground up Cinnamon toast crunch)
4. I slept bottomless last night with nothing but an XL Disturbed shirt on
5. I can get into any club I want!
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MadeInNewJersey
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MadeInNewJersey
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I didn't make fun of him (I was t00 drvnk)
You gotta admit though, it's pretty fucken metal to be denied anything by Abbath of Immortal for reasons of over-intoxication.
You gotta admit though, it's pretty fucken metal to be denied anything by Abbath of Immortal for reasons of over-intoxication.
1. After drinking but loads of Jim Beam, I roamed around salem with one of my friends blasting oldschool Sepultura from a Ghettoblaster on haloween, got in a fight with some mexicans for yelling "LISTEN TO MOTORHEAD" in their face, then shoved the boombox in a horse-cops face, while my friend through the horns and headbanged. On Haloween.
2. On the same night I tore down a stop sign and chucked it through the windshield of a car in some lot. This i don't remember, nore anthting afterwards, but my friends tell me.
2. On more then one occasion I've sat in front of 7-11 blasting Dio from the ghettoblaster and drinking 40 oz's with a bunch of other metal warriors.
3. Even though im barely old enough to remember the tiniest bit of the 80's, I feel that anything released after 1986 is probobly gay and lame compared to anything released before.
4. I was extremely drunk on the train once and somone made machine gun sounds, in an effort to make fun of my bullet belt. I took it off and hit them with it, a lot. This is not a lie.
5. After eating a million burgers, I bench press Burger King, and then throw mountains across continents. All the while I chug 8 million kegs.
2. On the same night I tore down a stop sign and chucked it through the windshield of a car in some lot. This i don't remember, nore anthting afterwards, but my friends tell me.
2. On more then one occasion I've sat in front of 7-11 blasting Dio from the ghettoblaster and drinking 40 oz's with a bunch of other metal warriors.
3. Even though im barely old enough to remember the tiniest bit of the 80's, I feel that anything released after 1986 is probobly gay and lame compared to anything released before.
4. I was extremely drunk on the train once and somone made machine gun sounds, in an effort to make fun of my bullet belt. I took it off and hit them with it, a lot. This is not a lie.
5. After eating a million burgers, I bench press Burger King, and then throw mountains across continents. All the while I chug 8 million kegs.