found these somewhere on the web
10. The record proves James is a MUCH better singer and songwriter now
that he's sober.
9. It finally gives them a reason to call it quits.
8. Pharmacies are stocking it as an ipecac alternative.
7. It's just been approved by FDA as a new form of anesthesia.
6. They've finally achieved a level of artistry that places them on-par with
such visionaries as Marilyn Manson, Phish, Yoko Ono, and lest we forget,
The Partridge Family.
5. They've been nominated for a Nobel prize for their revolutionary cure
for insomnia.
4. They've proven, once and for all, that the MTV generation is so mindless
they'll buy anything that leaks out of a port-a-potty.
3. Dr. Kevorkian has bought thousands of copies.
2. Doctors across the world are reporting an astounding 100% success rate
treating patients with severe colon blockage with just one listen.
1. Hookers now have to pay the band a royalty fee every time they suck.
10. The record proves James is a MUCH better singer and songwriter now
that he's sober.
9. It finally gives them a reason to call it quits.
8. Pharmacies are stocking it as an ipecac alternative.
7. It's just been approved by FDA as a new form of anesthesia.
6. They've finally achieved a level of artistry that places them on-par with
such visionaries as Marilyn Manson, Phish, Yoko Ono, and lest we forget,
The Partridge Family.
5. They've been nominated for a Nobel prize for their revolutionary cure
for insomnia.
4. They've proven, once and for all, that the MTV generation is so mindless
they'll buy anything that leaks out of a port-a-potty.
3. Dr. Kevorkian has bought thousands of copies.
2. Doctors across the world are reporting an astounding 100% success rate
treating patients with severe colon blockage with just one listen.
1. Hookers now have to pay the band a royalty fee every time they suck.
