Torture Division - New demo released today!

[Lord K]

And as always it's fucken free for you bitches. Use this link and admire us for creating the world's best death metal, and admire Dan for insanely brutal mix of this demo, as always.

http://www.torturedivision.net/news/evighetens-darar-ii-available-now

 

[Tumn]

Thanks K Honey, downloading now!

 

[AnTz0r]

spam, get lost, etc.









oh wait, it's K!

 

[Lefthander]

where on the main page is Lord K?
show me that evil and brutal face...ahhhhh

 

[Kheldar]

spam, get lost, etc.

Sounded pretty good as usual .

 

[stefan86]

Listening to it for the first time. Brutal tattardeath as usual

 

[Lord K]

Excellent demo. I applaud us. The world's best death metal band. Hooray. And here's a big-ass picture for you. Couldn't be arsed to make it smaller, then again - Dan is quite a larger than life personality so it makes sense. Yeah.

 

[AnTz0r]

you're a crappy webmaster though...

Internal Server Error

The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.

 

[Lord K]

I'm not the webmaster, bitch. And the fact you get the error message is becoz the server obviously can't handle the thousands and thousands of downloads. Then again, I don't even want you to have it coz you suck - so I won't talk to the company and have them fix it.

I uken you. You are my enemy. Die.

Cheers my darlings.

 

[Beesson6606]

That is a very brutal picture of Dan.

 

[Lefthander]

Dan shows us his real face

 

[Lord K]

By the way... Sure you wanna look as cool as Dan (though you can't). This means you should buy one of the very few hats we have left. How's that for whoring?

 

[Charlie E.]

It sounds awesome!
I can only hope Dan will make us sound half as good

 

[Lord K]

Dan is the fucken man, you know. But he's got great material to boot to work with when it comes to us you know. I'm sure he'll make you sound all fine. If not, there's always work at the grocery store.

 

[Charlie E.]

Dan is the fucken man, you know. But he's got great material to boot to work with when it comes to us you know. I'm sure he'll make you sound all fine. If not, there's always work at the grocery store.

I think there will be work for me at the grocery store even if he does succeed in making us sound good.
Money making in metal is laughable!

 

[Lord K]

So true it hurts.

 

[DeadKevin666]

Good stuff. This reminds me I need to buy the Project Hate album (K does need to eat lunch next week).

Not to thread drift, ah fuck yes I do. Just saw TPH Rock Band song, holy geesh who could play that song ? That fucker is 10 minutes as well, talk about carpal tunnel.

K, you should try to get TPH to play at 70,000 Tons of Metal. Then you can pummel me in person

 

[Lord K]

TPH do not play live anymore. But maybe Torture Division will get on that fucken boat? Fat chance. And yeah, the Rock Band thing is real sweet. Cheers, kid.