(this was originally from the nile board but hey, you might find it funny, some of its inside humor)
so the parents are remodeling, inside and out, the 18+ year old wood fence was about to fall over, so we're putting in the metal type fencing, but first tuna had to clean out the old fence, this was easy, but there was one fence post that was replaced by mine father a few years ago, he failed to tell me or my mom that there was about 50 pounds of concrete anchoring it into the ground, this was most infuriating, so i make story
the douchery
so this thing naturally is pissing me off, normally, i would have summoned the diamond penis and annhilated it, but it was on loan....so my second option was the donkey army i possess.....i went to the tool shed where they are kept, and i found only an note saying theyd gone on vacation /w\
so my next resort, was to borrow the idea of mine homey skinner, i promptly grabbed the shovel. i swung with much might, but it just stood there, and did nothing
much dismay filled my heart, but i should have known, there is only one true wielder of the shovel that could demolish this evil via shovel, and i am not he...
my sadness
most perplexed, i decided the answers i sought could only be found within the laze...so i went into a sarditative trance....
the answer was given unto me "forget who you are you do, tuna at this evil you must!" AHA! how could i have forgotten? i waited a while, then eventually unsarded, went outside, and tuna'd at said object, and promptly one, i cannot provide photos of the tunaing...for it not only would probably break the camera, but it would slay all who viewed.
needless to say, i won fucking hard
so the parents are remodeling, inside and out, the 18+ year old wood fence was about to fall over, so we're putting in the metal type fencing, but first tuna had to clean out the old fence, this was easy, but there was one fence post that was replaced by mine father a few years ago, he failed to tell me or my mom that there was about 50 pounds of concrete anchoring it into the ground, this was most infuriating, so i make story
the douchery
so this thing naturally is pissing me off, normally, i would have summoned the diamond penis and annhilated it, but it was on loan....so my second option was the donkey army i possess.....i went to the tool shed where they are kept, and i found only an note saying theyd gone on vacation /w\
so my next resort, was to borrow the idea of mine homey skinner, i promptly grabbed the shovel. i swung with much might, but it just stood there, and did nothing
much dismay filled my heart, but i should have known, there is only one true wielder of the shovel that could demolish this evil via shovel, and i am not he...
my sadness
most perplexed, i decided the answers i sought could only be found within the laze...so i went into a sarditative trance....
the answer was given unto me "forget who you are you do, tuna at this evil you must!" AHA! how could i have forgotten? i waited a while, then eventually unsarded, went outside, and tuna'd at said object, and promptly one, i cannot provide photos of the tunaing...for it not only would probably break the camera, but it would slay all who viewed.
needless to say, i won fucking hard
x: DONKEY ARMY!
