U AN DRYNK
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Erik Monsonis
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LOL
I've only had hangover once, and it was because I didn't drink any water before sleeping (to avoid hangovers I ussually drink about 2L of pure water)
Never forgot about it again!
I've only had hangover once, and it was because I didn't drink any water before sleeping (to avoid hangovers I ussually drink about 2L of pure water)
Never forgot about it again!
Chryst Krispies
Vanilla Gorilla
I wanna watch the new Alice in Wonderland that Burton is filming. I wanna do it tripping sack though.
I feel like that would be one hell of a first time.
spioraid
Fancy a pint? Or two?
Although I don't do weed...I can't smoke tobacco and drink at the same time. It just knocks me flat. I can drink alot, I can smoke alot, but just not at the same time. I think it's just the way I'm made because my cousin can drink and smoke no problem.
Plus I just got into English tobacco, which is AMAZING but certainly no fruity aromatic. I've also got a friend who's looking at growing his own tobacco...which would be insane since we live in VA. Native VA tobacco will probably be the next thing on the Federal Governments, "list of things to ban because it's fun".
Plus I just got into English tobacco, which is AMAZING but certainly no fruity aromatic. I've also got a friend who's looking at growing his own tobacco...which would be insane since we live in VA. Native VA tobacco will probably be the next thing on the Federal Governments, "list of things to ban because it's fun".
Chryst Krispies
Vanilla Gorilla
I can't either. I can't drink ANYTHING.
I went to a smokeshop today and had a cigar, and I have come to the conclusion that unless I SIP like a woman, I can't do it.
spioraid
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I can smoke tobacco and drink alcohol until the cows come home.
Can go out with a 20 pack and £40 at £9 and come back at 1am cigaretteless and skint.
But Alcohol and Weed together I can only deal with in relatively small doses. 2 pints of cider, a few bongs and a pipe or two and I'm gone.
And yeah I wanna see that new Alice in Wonderland too.
They filmed a chunk of that down where I live. Pretty cool.
Can go out with a 20 pack and £40 at £9 and come back at 1am cigaretteless and skint.
But Alcohol and Weed together I can only deal with in relatively small doses. 2 pints of cider, a few bongs and a pipe or two and I'm gone.
And yeah I wanna see that new Alice in Wonderland too.
They filmed a chunk of that down where I live. Pretty cool.
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Jevil
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I love beer. My friends love beer. I love my friends. Every Saturday since I was 15, drunk.
Talking about drinking I post this video that I found yesterday.
Talking about drinking I post this video that I found yesterday.
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Line666
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A random story about my last drinky drinky time;
So I got paralytically pissed on wednesday night at a party, passed out and apparently some chick fucked me whilst I was unconcious, I'm pretty sure that's rape (but its ok - she was hot), I just pissed I wasnt concious at the time.
Anyway some other bastard decided to pour bleach on me, so I came round when my mate had dragged me into the shower to try and get the bleach off and I'm puking up everywhere, fuck I cannot handle whisky, some scotsman I am
and then I passed out again on somebodies bed.
Anyway, I woke up the next day in bed with some random dude, one eyebrow missing and my boxers ripped at the back, fucking scary image I know but no sign of any anal violation so its ok, my clothes covered in bleach stains, to my mates telling me some chick raped me whilst I was passed out.
I've also got a shit load of water in my right ear from when my mate stuck me in the shower and it won't fucking come out, which is annoying the hell out of me cos my perception of stereo is a bit fuckerood.
But shit, what a night, if I find out who poured bleach on me they are a dead man.
So I got paralytically pissed on wednesday night at a party, passed out and apparently some chick fucked me whilst I was unconcious, I'm pretty sure that's rape (but its ok - she was hot), I just pissed I wasnt concious at the time.
Anyway some other bastard decided to pour bleach on me, so I came round when my mate had dragged me into the shower to try and get the bleach off and I'm puking up everywhere, fuck I cannot handle whisky, some scotsman I am
and then I passed out again on somebodies bed.Anyway, I woke up the next day in bed with some random dude, one eyebrow missing and my boxers ripped at the back, fucking scary image I know but no sign of any anal violation so its ok, my clothes covered in bleach stains, to my mates telling me some chick raped me whilst I was passed out.
I've also got a shit load of water in my right ear from when my mate stuck me in the shower and it won't fucking come out, which is annoying the hell out of me cos my perception of stereo is a bit fuckerood.
But shit, what a night, if I find out who poured bleach on me they are a dead man.
Erik Monsonis
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Line666
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I'm perplexed, I'd like to know how I went from last year being the lonely unsocial nerd to this year where hot women are raping me when I lack any cognitive functioning.
Nevermind, I've got her number so I'm just gonna have to convince her to 'rape me' again... this time when I actually am awake.
Also props to Apple for my Ipod Touch for still working perfectly despite having taken a shower with me.
Nevermind, I've got her number so I'm just gonna have to convince her to 'rape me' again... this time when I actually am awake.
Also props to Apple for my Ipod Touch for still working perfectly despite having taken a shower with me.
MarkG
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Öwen;8291073 said:I'm perplexed, I'd like to know how I went from last year being the lonely unsocial nerd to this year where hot women are raping me when I lack any cognitive functioning.
Nevermind, I've got her number so I'm just gonna have to convince her to 'rape me' again... this time when I actually am awake.
Also props to Apple for my Ipod Touch for still working perfectly despite having taken a shower with me.
When you figure out the secret behind your transformation, do share.
Erik Monsonis
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