U AN DRYNK

[GarethSE]

I'm detecting a pattern here...

iknowright
i love my life
its probably going to calm down next week

i cant afford this shit

 

[Petrocker]

boooze is the shchwweeett!

 

[Erik Monsonis]

aaaaaaaaaas tradition says, I've got to post here when I AM drunk!

wednesday is the first final exam this year, so this is my last party!

 

[Petrocker]

Drunk here too... again

Good look on that exam

 

[xFkx]

I;m drunk, but payd s hoof dhoe ;`0

 

[Metaltastic]

I;m drunk, but payd s hoof dhoe ;`0

Hear hear!

 

[xFkx]

playd ag good show ;0

 

[Jackal_Strain]

I'm drinking good beer and listening to great music... alone

 

[Erkan]

A random story about my last drinky drinky time;

So I got paralytically pissed on wednesday night at a party, passed out and apparently some chick fucked me whilst I was unconcious, I'm pretty sure that's rape (but its ok - she was hot), I just pissed I wasnt concious at the time.

Anyway some other bastard decided to pour bleach on me, so I came round when my mate had dragged me into the shower to try and get the bleach off and I'm puking up everywhere, fuck I cannot handle whisky, some scotsman I am and then I passed out again on somebodies bed.

Anyway, I woke up the next day in bed with some random dude, one eyebrow missing and my boxers ripped at the back, fucking scary image I know but no sign of any anal violation so its ok, my clothes covered in bleach stains, to my mates telling me some chick raped me whilst I was passed out.

I've also got a shit load of water in my right ear from when my mate stuck me in the shower and it won't fucking come out, which is annoying the hell out of me cos my perception of stereo is a bit fuckerood.

But shit, what a night, if I find out who poured bleach on me they are a dead man.

Ok, you know what, I'm going to visit you some day and you're gonna hook us up with a party like that. It's already decided, you cannot argue against it. I'll cya in the future!

 

[Chris_P_Critter]

Smoking a bong... (sluuuuuuuurp) *COUGH COUGH COUGH*

 

[Metaltastic]

Smoking a bong... (sluuuuuuuurp) *COUGH COUGH COUGH*

Dude, what I'd give to be there with ya and throw down for a few rips!

 

[Chryst Krispies]

Dude, what I'd give to be there with ya and throw down for a few rips!

How quickly we have fallen prey to the assassin that is the Devil's Lettuce.

 

[Metaltastic]

Hahaha, yeah, 100% guilty as charged

 

[GarethSE]

my lungs are crying for a decent smoke right now
i havent smoked since for at least 10 days.

FUCK YOU FLU/BUG/COUGH THING
FUCK YOU

ah well
it was my best friend beckys 18th thursday
so i went out for a "couple" of drinks

ended up being at least 6-7 pints of cider, i cant really remember, quite a few sambuca shots, and lots of FRICKEN JAGER BOMBS
needless to say, it took me quite a while to manage to walk home, where some truly epic drunk typing took place
i feel terrible for not posting in this topic, I started the tradition of posting in this topic when wasted as fuck and i cant even fucking uphold it.
i am a disgrace, goddamnit

EDIT: i felt much better friday morning. funny what a night of alcohol and tobacco can do for you isnt it?

 

[Line666]

Ok, you know what, I'm going to visit you some day and you're gonna hook us up with a party like that. It's already decided, you cannot argue against it. I'll cya in the future!

If you like, I have to say though, they are probably the sleaziest parties ever. Cheap booze and even cheaper women.

There was one again last wednesday and I was taking care not to pass out again incase someone raped/shaved my eyebrow off/attacked me with bleach for the second time. Actually, it actually turns out the guy I woke up in bed with the next day at the last one was actually gay, so I started ripping on him all night calling him my bed buddy and all sorts of other really retarded shit like that. I think I royally confused the fuck out of him.

I also stopped the girl that raped me from getting the shit kicked out of her by some other girl, unfortunately she left before I could get the compulsory saviours blowjob of the night. Totally disappointed.

Also my mates current bit on the side discovered he was a total manwhore, I walked into the kitchen at one point and she was there and was like "Owen, is Michael a total slut?", at which point I do what most friends do and totally bullshit to avoid the cockblock "nah he just has a lot of female friends like" she turns round to another guy coming into the kitchen and asks the same question, guy looks at her, laughs and goes "yeah total slag". I made a hasty exit but the bastard still managed to get laid that night. Dude is like a magnet for easy poon.

Infact the only party he's not got laid at was the one were someone gave him lsd and he locked himself in his room, phoned the cops and told them he was a terrorist. Go figure.

 

[GarethSE]

no such thing as male sluts
only studs

why?
because its fucking hard to be a stud
you dont see fat studs do you?
fat sluts EVERYWHERE.

 

[Line666]

I think he counts due to his absolute lack of standards.

 

[Jackal_Strain]

Haha, my personal login to every single computer at the hospital I currently work is Stud1

 

[GarethSE]

I think he counts due to his absolute lack of standards.

he got many STD's?

 

[Line666]

Theres a certain degree of ambiguity around that topic. Probably I think is the best answer.

He'll have some diseases anyway, I had to use his bathroom the other week, and it was like that scene in Trainspotting when Ewan McGregor dives down the toilet.