Forget about Iran, this is trouble.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4938620.stm
I know where this is going.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4938620.stm
I know where this is going.
Uh oh
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Nemesis_lxix
Drunk Lord's Greasy $@#%*
remington69
Music + Science = Sexy
Sure, they're all cute when wearing human clothes are costarring with Matt LeBlanc in movies, but chimps are nasty little fuckers in the wild. If you ever watch the Life of Mammals documentary on the primates, you'll see a gang of chimps attacking a group of monkeys and eating all the sick and the young. They commit violence against other chimps, and have known to "rape" females.
prime666
Member
Good for the chimps. To bad they don't know those people were trying to help. Still I love it when nature fucks man in the ass. This was good news! Thank you black 13.
Thrillho
I'm Freaking Out!!one!!
remington69 said:
Wow! What kind of animal would do something like that?!
Oh........ wait........ humans do.
ahhh monkeys !!!
and yeah i have seen shows about cannibal animals, chimps featured very heavily eating babies of other familes, destroying the sick,..... bit different in the animal world tho innit, doesnt exactly make them nasty fuckers, they just protecting their bloodline......like lions do, yikes when they wipe out a rivals kids ...man they go to town !
anyhoo check out bonobo monkeys, very much like chimps, but the most sexually deviant monkeys in the world....... man woman child, if its a monkey and it moves they'll fuck it.....like 5 times an hour. funniest documentary i ever saw........
ahhhhhh monkeys !!!
and yeah i have seen shows about cannibal animals, chimps featured very heavily eating babies of other familes, destroying the sick,..... bit different in the animal world tho innit, doesnt exactly make them nasty fuckers, they just protecting their bloodline......like lions do, yikes when they wipe out a rivals kids ...man they go to town !
anyhoo check out bonobo monkeys, very much like chimps, but the most sexually deviant monkeys in the world....... man woman child, if its a monkey and it moves they'll fuck it.....like 5 times an hour. funniest documentary i ever saw........
ahhhhhh monkeys !!!
MyHatred
Chief Ten Beers
When I saw Brian Posehn last night he did a bit on the guy who got his dick ripped off by chimps about a year ago. It was funnier than hell.
ruud3166
Member
When monkeys attack! How did it mutilate someone? Teeth or weapon? Cool if it made a sword!
Planet of the apes is here!
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DarbysDad
Timmy! Timmy!!! Timmy!!!
I've watched them eat monkeys on Discovery Channel and Animal Planet before. But Damn.
This reminds of an 80s horror movie (based on real incidents) where baboons started using people as a food source.
This reminds of an 80s horror movie (based on real incidents) where baboons started using people as a food source.
Caggers
At the bar
God damn you! You blew it up!
~Planet of the Apes~
That would be cool if that were to happen wouldn't it?
~Planet of the Apes~
That would be cool if that were to happen wouldn't it?
Arg_Hamster
Not quite done yet...
Killer chimps?
It´s time for another "Bush or chimp" (I love´em).
Besides being nasty rapists and bullies, chimps also seem to lack any mental restrictions against incest unlike gorillas and humans (not including people from Gällivare, Turkey, Syria and Alabama).
It´s time for another "Bush or chimp" (I love´em).
Besides being nasty rapists and bullies, chimps also seem to lack any mental restrictions against incest unlike gorillas and humans (not including people from Gällivare, Turkey, Syria and Alabama).
