Uh oh

[Social Distortion]

Aahh, monkeys! Everytime someone mentions monkeys, I instantly think of the video where a monkey puts his finger in his ass, then smells it and falls off a tree! Monkeys rule!

 

[Caggers]

Aahh, monkeys! Everytime someone mentions monkeys, I instantly think of the video where a monkey puts his finger in his ass, then smells it and falls off a tree! Monkeys rule!

 

[Black Thirteen]

Already wrote Monkey's Rule on S.O.D. Bigger Than The Devil.

 

[aliasp]

Already wrote Monkey's Rule on S.O.D. Bigger Than The Devil.

Ok you win.

Chimp Metal - latest new Genre

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Ok you win.

Chimp Metal - latest new Genre

Whith all these new bands coming out and makeing a genre of their own,why am I not surprised ?

 

[Drokk]

Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

 

[remington69]

Already wrote Monkey's Rule on S.O.D. Bigger Than The Devil.

But, chimps aren't monkeys...they're apes!



Sorry, that's the nerd in me.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

But, chimps aren't monkeys...they're apes!



Sorry, that's the nerd in me.

NEEEEEEEEEEERDS!

 

[DarbysDad]

I wonder if BJ and the Bear were in on this one.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Macaques are monkeys and they rule!

 

[MetalThrasher442]

Uh oh they're behind you!

 

[aliasp]

I wonder if BJ and the Bear were in on this one.

OMG... that show. Memories...

Anthrax should cover that show's tune.

"I'm BJ Mackay and this is my best friend, Bear."

 

[Riehlthing]

Besides being nasty rapists and bullies, chimps also seem to lack any mental restrictions against incest unlike gorillas and humans (not including people from Gällivare, Turkey, Syria and Alabama).

Alabama kid brings his girlfriend home to meet his parents. She's a beautiful 15 year old, virgin, smart, funny.
"Dad, she's so smart, funny, 15, and a virgin too."
Father grabs the girl, shoves her outside and slams the door on her.
"If she's not good enough for her family, she's not good enough for ours."

 

[DarbysDad]

OMG... that show. Memories...

Anthrax should cover that show's tune.

"I'm BJ Mackay and this is my best friend, Bear."

Joey would make an awesome BJ Mackay and Frank could be Sherrif Lobo

 

[Bass Fellow]

Sure, they're all cute when wearing human clothes are costarring with Matt LeBlanc in movies, but chimps are nasty little fuckers in the wild. If you ever watch the Life of Mammals documentary on the primates, you'll see a gang of chimps attacking a group of monkeys and eating all the sick and the young. They commit violence against other chimps, and have known to "rape" females.

I remember you posting something about that a year or so ago. I have since seen that and it is pretty fucked up! They way the hunt at night with runners pushing the "victim to be" toward already known routes of escape that backers are closing in on. While a scout above barks out if things go SNAFU and only then it's a matter of time or make it back to its tribe. Holy shit