Ultimate Breakfast

Kozmos

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last halloween, i woke up and ate 3 sausages, 5 strips of bacon, 3 big pancakes with strawberry syrup and butter, 2 slices of toast w/ jam, 2 plates of hash browns, 2 servings of scrambled eggs, part of my brother's crèpe, 3 glasses of orange juice, 2 of water.

then i ate my sister's toast, hash browns, and scrambled eggs (she wasn't hungry) and my uncles sausages.
 
once I had: 3 pancakes with bacon,2 eggs scrambled with ham,2 orange juices,a bowl of cereal and some toasts with jam.
the breakfast was called the hungry surfer,but it only included the pancakes,eggs and 1 orange juice
 
Pancakes is trying to lure us all to his house
what he plans to do with us there is what worries me
but well,as long as he's got food
*follows the yellow brick road to Pancakes' house*
 
I love going to Denny's and getting a Lumberjack Slam (it's food...not an anal molesting from a burly man).

That's like 2 eggs, 3 pancakes, 2 pieces of toast, hashbrowns, 2 pieces of bacon, and two pieces of sausage...ownage.
 
FlatteningOfEmotions said:
I love going to Denny's and getting a Lumberjack Slam (it's food...not an anal molesting from a burly man).

Hahahaha, now that is the funniest thing I've read in a while!

My ultimate breakfast would have to be... all-you-can-eat french toast! MmMmMmMmMmMm!
 
FlatteningOfEmotions said:
I love going to Denny's and getting a Lumberjack Slam (it's food...not an anal molesting from a burly man).

ROFL!!!!!

My ultimate breakfast would be....

Five pancakes drenched in syrup, a huge glob of cheese-grits with a pile of scrambled eggs on the side to mix it in. Four sausages and two strips of bacon. A hash brown and two fluffy slices of french toast. Yum. *gets hungry*

but seriously... all that food isn't worth a shit unless I'm eating it off Hiss's belly. ;)