ummmmmm

[xfer]

why did I get a random myspace invite from a supposed texas teenager with sam's picture on her myspace page?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...AFABDA68-B0CB-4786-9FE4461720E736882850192437

 

[avi]

sam is blowin' up!

 

[goatschool]

but then why were you scrutinizing the random kid's myspace page yourself, big boy??

 

[FalseTodd]

oh holy shit that makes me happy

 

[xfer]

nix I just clicked on it to try to figure out who was trying to befriend me--half the time the weirdly-named request turns out to be someone I know (Triple D's Favorite White Boy?).

 

[Astral Poetry]

That's really an impressive forhead you have there Sam.

 

[xfer]

although it's probably not true, i like to imagine that girl thinks that's REALLY sam's head. he has the perfect expression in the pic too--"Welp, I've got a huge noggin."

 

[Astral Poetry]

He's accepted it and moved on to worry about his "badonkadonk"

 

[The Dope]

According to her: "Don't fucking add me if you're not going to talk to me I am not going to be just another number to your mass collection of people"

So, like, think this decision over very carefully first.

 

[xfer]

she has like 560 friends and i highly doubt they are all on chatty terms.

 

[minxnim]

if you don't message her at least once a day she's gonna curse you out dude

 

[Josh Seipp]

hahahah what the fuccccccccccccckkkkk

 

[FalseTodd]

i would think that she knew it was a joke were it not for the following:

From: M@$!()
Date: Apr 24, 2005 8:09 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: HEY FOO
Body: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BIGASS HEAD MAN OLD PPL get damn werid!hahaha freak

 

[Josh Seipp]

hummmm that's confusing did you send that to her?

 

[FalseTodd]

oh no that was sent to me by someone (i assume) unconnected to this girl

 

[Astral Poetry]

hahaha, old people do get weird

 

[xfer]

sam's a freak! freak!!

 

[Greg B.]

Hey sam sometime when I'm drunk and wandering cambridge street... want to hang out?