UNBELIEVABLE!! LORDI DID THE EUROPEAN SONG CONTEST!!
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kev
Im guybrush threepwood
Finnish Weather
+15°C
It doesn't get warmer than this in Finland, so we'll start here;
The Spanish put on caps, winter jackets and gloves.
The Finns work on their tans.
+10°C
The French try, in vain, to get the central heating started.
The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.
+5°C
Italian cars refuse to start.
The Finns go cruising in cabriolets.
0°C
Distilled water freezes.
The water in the Vanda stream gets a bit thicker.
-5°C
People in California get cold damage.
The Finns are grilling the last hot dog before the winter.
-10°C
The English turn on the heat in their homes.
The Finns put on a sweater.
-20°C
The Australians flee Mallorca.
The Finns stop celebrating midsummer, autumn is here.
-30°C
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Finns hang their laundry to dry indoors.
-40°C
Paris cracks in the cold.
The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stand.
-50°C
The polar bears evacuate the north pole.
The Finnish army postpone their winter survival training in waiting for a
proper winter.
-60°C
Koarvatunturi freezes.
The Finns rent a video and stay indoors.
-70°C
The fake Santa Claus moves south.
The Finns get upset because it's impossible to make Kossu (Koskenkorva)
outdoors. The Finnish army start their winter survival course.
-183°C
The microbes in food doesn't survive.
The Finnish cows complain that the milkers' hands feel a bit cold.
-273°C
ALL atom-based movement ceases.
The Finns tell each other "Perkele, it sure feels cold today".
-300°C
Hell freezes over.
The Finns win the Eurovision Song Contest.
+15°C
It doesn't get warmer than this in Finland, so we'll start here;
The Spanish put on caps, winter jackets and gloves.
The Finns work on their tans.
+10°C
The French try, in vain, to get the central heating started.
The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.
+5°C
Italian cars refuse to start.
The Finns go cruising in cabriolets.
0°C
Distilled water freezes.
The water in the Vanda stream gets a bit thicker.
-5°C
People in California get cold damage.
The Finns are grilling the last hot dog before the winter.
-10°C
The English turn on the heat in their homes.
The Finns put on a sweater.
-20°C
The Australians flee Mallorca.
The Finns stop celebrating midsummer, autumn is here.
-30°C
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Finns hang their laundry to dry indoors.
-40°C
Paris cracks in the cold.
The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stand.
-50°C
The polar bears evacuate the north pole.
The Finnish army postpone their winter survival training in waiting for a
proper winter.
-60°C
Koarvatunturi freezes.
The Finns rent a video and stay indoors.
-70°C
The fake Santa Claus moves south.
The Finns get upset because it's impossible to make Kossu (Koskenkorva)
outdoors. The Finnish army start their winter survival course.
-183°C
The microbes in food doesn't survive.
The Finnish cows complain that the milkers' hands feel a bit cold.
-273°C
ALL atom-based movement ceases.
The Finns tell each other "Perkele, it sure feels cold today".
-300°C
Hell freezes over.
The Finns win the Eurovision Song Contest.
Nemesis_lxix
Drunk Lord's Greasy $@#%*
I hope not !kev said:It is bloody amazing! Im hoping this will help to build metal back into the mainstream somehow
Still it was awesome that lordi won.It was like saying Fuck You to all the stupid pop artisst you entered the competition !
Noumenon
Obsidian Productions
Those of you who woted for lordi, did you ever care to vote before?
I didn't, but now I did. I think that's one of the many reasons why lordi won
I didn't, but now I did. I think that's one of the many reasons why lordi won
Nemesis_lxix
Drunk Lord's Greasy $@#%*
Lee_B
Readin' me posts are ya?
I had £100 at 11-1
I won £1100! That's nearly what Andy charges per hour!
Needless to say i'm now completely wankered
I won £1100! That's nearly what Andy charges per hour!
Needless to say i'm now completely wankered
vo
gibson lover
HARDROCK HALLELUJA!!!
what a night for METAL
the metalheadz showed mainstream-europe the middlefinger....
what a night for METAL
the metalheadz showed mainstream-europe the middlefinger....
Nemesis_lxix
Drunk Lord's Greasy $@#%*
egan.
daylightdies.com
Andy Sneap
Metal Guru
they won?? I was saying to amott this morning they would, good on em. Any one remember Heavy Pettin's entry a few yrs ago??
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Black neon bob
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BEWARE!!! VOLUME IS WAY HIGHER THEN THAT LAST GOOGLE VIDEO:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6666637566522776701&q=lordi
kick ass song actually.. never though that they would win..
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6666637566522776701&q=lordi
kick ass song actually.. never though that they would win..
KeithRT99
BOOSH.
Radd
Self Portrait
I can picture a Gwar scenario where they find out that this band exists and so they search the ends of the earth until they finally find them at one of their shows and proceed to rush the stage and chop their heads off!
Or after finding them, Gwar is informed that Lordi are thier brothers that they did'nt even know they had and can't bring themselves to kill them so they join forces to battle techno-destructo or gor-gor or whoever.
Or after finding them, Gwar is informed that Lordi are thier brothers that they did'nt even know they had and can't bring themselves to kill them so they join forces to battle techno-destructo or gor-gor or whoever.
kev
Im guybrush threepwood
Nemesis_lxix said:I hope not !
Still it was awesome that lordi won.It was like saying Fuck You to all the stupid pop artisst you entered the competition !
lol, you wouldnt like to hear metal everywhere you went?
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