Fuckin'...argh. A simple matter of trying to pump up a slightly flat bike tyre has led to finding that the minipump I have is the wrong size for my tube valves, and hence can't pump it up. Taking the bike to the shop to get them pumped and replace the tubes results in one blown tube (right next to my left ear), which had been weakened by a tiny glass shard, which I'd missed and worked its way through the tyre. Hence the tyre also needed replacing. When replacing the tyre, they notice that the wheel doesn't go back in straight and my fork is bent (for no discernible reason mind you), not yet a problem, but it will be. New fork also required. This a few days after having my rear light go missing and the front headlight get knocked off onto the highway and break. All of which is nearly $300 I don't actually have spare. I'd only just finished paying it off, this sucks.