Originally posted by DEATHMETALBLOWS PIG RIM!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Pilgrim does seem as stupid as a pig rectum. with irritated roids. and giant pig dingleberries.
wtf? i remember this one but never replied. who touches their shitty ass WHILE taking a crap?? therefore, why would getting feces in your eye be an option? i say it's a-ok to use eye drops while shitting.
Thatreminds me of trig class last year...nobody did ANYTHING, and every day my friend Max would disappear for twenty minutes and come back putting in Visine. He still got straight A's.
Visine is really effective. Has anyone here had eyes SO RED(or has been so high...doy!) that they wouldn't turn back to normal no matter how much Visine they used? That'd be fluffed.
I've never been to class stoned before. It'd probably be really fucked up. I'd probably have trouble hiding it though. I should try it one day with a really easy class. Anyone done it before? Got any interesting stories about it?
yah i've had my contacts fuck up my eyes before like mad. its the worst when they fall out in school and yo ugotta put a dirty contact back in your eye in class. rough! i hate my contacts sometimes....but i hate my glasses ALOT more.
caffeine is bad(yet i drink it sometimes....hmmmm?). its addictive. i don't do drugs either. see, cause heroine isn't a drug. and its not addictive AT ALL w00t. 7