Vagina in a bottle!

[Captain Beard]

http://www.riechmichund.com/index_2.html

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Eau de cunt. Once again, It is NOT a perfume.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

*waits for the release of Sweaty Balls scent*

 

[Captain Beard]

Just open a jar of old moldy sour cream, and there it is.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

It's great for post-op transsexuals. "Now you can look AND smell like the woman you know you are!"

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm sure some guy would spray it heavily everywhere in the house and claim he had an orgy the night previous.

or if you're James, the ball scent.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

sour cream? gross. get yourself checked out, lumberjack.

 

[reese_apoc]

i showed that site to my girlfriend just now. this is what she had to say "I can smell my finger for free,dumass"

 

[Captain Beard]

More like just sour in general. Obviously penguin has never worked hard in his life.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

 

[Captain Beard]

I bet when his nose gets near her vagina he asks why they're by the bayside.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

More like just sour in general. Obviously penguin has never worked hard in his life.

And what hard labour have you done? (seriously, if you throw bouncing retards around all day you may as well sign yourself up as a their kin)

 

[Captain Beard]

And pushed 500 pound carts of prunes around 70 yards to a rail car overnight for a few weeks.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Drank a two-six a night for three nights, beyotch. (at 170-ish pounds)

 

[Captain Beard]

What does liver armageddon have to do with crotchsweat?

 

[Söy]

man pingy just needs to visit a locker room again for a refresher course/sniff

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

hydration?

 

[Chromatose]

I'll send an SOS to the world!
I'll send an SOS to the world!
I hope that someone gets my....
I hope that someone gets my.......
I hope that someone gets my...........
Vagina in a bottttttttlllllllllllle

 

[derek]

 

[Dead Winter]

I don't think I'd want to go around smelling like pussy.

They should invent something for women that smells like cum. "Enjoy that fresh, manly scent of bleach, water, and dishwashing detergent."