Strange Experiences

[Malergion]

#1 THE VAGINA BUSH

I was walking home from the library in the cold, and my nose was clogged because of the freeze-assault on my divine person. On my normal route I pass some ornamental bushes that for some reason smell like liver. Only today, the clog in my nose made them smell like fresh vagina.

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

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[Captain Beard]

Fresh as opposed to needs soap eh?

 

[Malergion]

Nah, not "ripe"

 

[Captain Beard]

Green banana and not yellow and spotty then.

 

[Malergion]

Perhaps "exactly as yellow as needed," would be apt.

 

[Sentient 6]

Perhaps "exactly as yellow as needed," would be apt.

Asian vagina? what?

 

[Malergion]

Hey, why not?

 

[Anvil]

I think you may need to clip a little off of the bush and fedex it to Warrel.

 

[Lunar Still]

#1 THE VAGINA BUSH

For some reason I immediately thought of some bizarre X-rated Goosebumps series.

#2 DICK OF THE LIVING DUMMY

 

[El Stormo]

Hey, why not?

If suitable vaginal hygiene measures are observed.

 

[Malergion]

If suitable vaginal hygiene measures are observed.

This bush was trimmed but not bare. I find this acceptable.

 

[El Stormo]

That is most pleasing. Entirely bare bushes make me feel like a pedo.

 

[Malergion]

Agreed.

 

[El Stormo]

Then again, Japanese-style vaginal wild growth makes me feel like a fish monger.

 

[Altitudes]

That is most pleasing. Entirely bare bushes make me feel like a pedo.

Then again, Japanese-style vaginal wild growth makes me feel like a fish monger.

BE CONSISTENT MAN! WHERE DO YOU STAND ON THIS ISSUE?

 

[Malergion]

Most of the recent Japanese porn has stopped doing that. Doesn't matter though. They could have total untrimmed triangles and it would still be creepy because they sound like little girls when excited.

 

[El Stormo]

BE CONSISTENT MAN! WHERE DO YOU STAND ON THIS ISSUE?

There must be grass on the field, but it must be mowed regularly.